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Abang jual gas. 🇲🇾🇳🇿🇦🇺 لا آلهة

Melbourne, Victoria Katılım Temmuz 2009
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Afif@afifster·
What is the meaning of life? Every living thing, from the simplest single-cell microbe to the most complex organism have these in common: they nourish themselves and replicate. In human terms, it means to EAT and to FUCK.
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ayimrazak@ayimrazakss·
Sesama kucing pun kenegerian 😂
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@Hezbolsonaro Why aren't they learning English. Way more useful as a second language than fucking Italian. What the fuck are they smoking over there?
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@malaygentleman Yknow, I am very glad that the loudest whinging bitches in Malaysia are whinging about some party that they don't fancy. Absolutely fucking trivial. But they are not whinging about losing their houses or family, getting bombed, trying to survive famine, etc. It makes me happy.
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For a typical Malaysian, getting travel visas (if they ever need to) isn't a problem at all. The Malaysian passport however invalidates itself from very uncivilized nations on its first page.
Avi Kaner ابراهيم אבי@AviKaner

@datukhensem Stick to Malaysia. And good luck ever getting a visa to travel to any civilized country.

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@malaygentleman Man some malaysians are on a special level of mental issues
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That Abu Guy@malaygentleman·
Suruh cari yatim piatu sebab tiap tahun boleh balik raya side kau je memanjang how is this not among the stupidest thing ever? Family2 macam ni kalau tak actively cuba menindas orang lain memang tak boleh ke macam mana ni? 🤷
KhaidirAmir🇲🇾@WakeUpKhaidir

@zarazorozuru faham. My parent pun suka ckp benda sama. Cari yatim piatu je. Atas alasan yang sama. Bukan nak dera or nak abuse. Mungkin nak share kasih sayang mcm anak sendiri. Tah laaaaa. but apa i boleh cakap jangan terasa sngt. mungkin niat dorang baik. tapi kalau dorang dera u lain la

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And they say romance is dead 💀
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@thelast_demigod Both have trace amounts of alcohol (arguably tapai would have more) but both won't get you drunk.
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@thelast_demigod ❌ Wine in pasta ✅ Fermented rice dessert That's semenanjung education for you!
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BerhalaKuning 👑@thelast_demigod·
Kau pula bodoh hanya duduk dalam kepompong Semenanjung. Di Sabah, ini dia arak beras bernama Tapai.
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Semut Hitam@semuthitam60

@thelast_demigod Teruk sangat ke taraf pendidikan dekat borneo tu sampai tapai dengan arak pun tak boleh beza

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@PakShamsul On a brighter note, the manual kerisik worked really well and the resulting rendang is GODLY. Silver linings 🙂
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𝕊𝕙𝕒𝕞𝕤𝕦𝕝@PakShamsul·
I want to wish Selamat Hari Raya but the world is so depressing rn. I know this would be a tough ask, but I pray for good to triumph over evil that has taken over the world Aamiiin 🤲
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@PakShamsul Faham. Resepi ringkas tetapi penting! Just got back to Brisbane, need to get on the wok quickly!
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Afif@afifster·
@PakShamsul I don't have a better suggestion (especially any halal venues) 😂😂 we rarely eat out. OK i'll find a good weekend to meet up, we'll be pretty busy with guests this coming weekend. Maybe easter week? Meanwhile, Selamat Hari Raya in advance!
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@PakShamsul Sam tau tak mana nak beli kerisik kat Brisbane? (panic ensuing) Or do you go commando and make that from scratch
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@PakShamsul Surely. We're in Taringa. Catch you sometime in town 😁
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@PakShamsul So i'm supposed to find that in Melbs this week but biasa la nak raya. Stores ran out hahahaha
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@PakShamsul Ye ulang alik. I'm here on the weekdays for work and in Brisbane on the weekends with the missus. She will have reached peak Malayness when she makes her manual kerisik hahaha
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