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@afilthysanchez

full time play boy

Katılım Ocak 2015
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Katy Spare-me
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honestly what do you know about getting really drunk?
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its crazy that with the amount of new security on the ttc there was still an unauthorized person on the tracks 3 times in the past 3 hours
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what is biphobia how does one be biphobic in a way that is seperate and unique from homophobia
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why isnt there a slur for bisexuals?
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heard a guy loudly denying his "allegations" on the phone at dufferin mall
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digitalmonster@afilthysanchez·
wish there was the same outrage when the ttc closes the majority of a main transit line over the weekend with no alternative travel options in place
Brad Bradford@BradMBradford

Closing the DVP during a weekend with the Blue Jays, TFC, and Mother’s Day isn't planning - it’s congestion by choice. And because no one in the Mayor’s Office cared enough to check the calendar, thousands of Torontonians will be stuck in gridlock this weekend. A city we can be proud of plans ahead. And doesn’t stack major closures on top of major events. torontosun.com/news/local-new…

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hes gonna have to suck a dick for real now
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Loren Michaels
you effo@you_effo

Imagine you’re Jenny Slate. You did everything right. You made a vulnerable comedy special, reported studio presidents to HR, even quit your role as a black, Jewish cartoon character because you felt it was “erasing black voices”. You open your phone to find out Netflix Is A Joke fest is happening… you weren’t invited. Tony Hinchcliffe, Louis CK, and Dave Chappelle are front and center on the press photo. You call Chelsea Peretti. No answer. You call Scott Ackerman. No answer. You call Loren Michaels. Your number is blocked.

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cat has learned a new sound to distress / manipulate me
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there is nothing worse than your roomate picking up a new hobby
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mustard in morning phil take warning 👿 mustard at night phil delight 😈
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theres a non zero chance that hitler ate my favourite candy
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customer at work told me to "get a job"
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i was mogged by my father the second i came out of the womb
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i try to cultivate a safe space at my job but if i see two guys holding hands i will make fun of them
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its so embarrissing to actually use the bathroom at the coke bar
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first thing i do as a reborn pig? chow down 135lbs of pig feed. become the thiccest pig in the pen. all the other pigs think im deranged
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