@scott_pianowski “Hey, Steve, I think your singing was a little flat that time. Barry, why don’t you play an A for Steve. You got that Steve?”
“Fuck this shit.”
“Well great, there goes the band!”
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Andrew Fleischer
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Andrew Fleischer
@afleischer
Occasionally Creative | Former NFL Defensive Tackle | Laser-Focused | Fitter | Happier | More Productive |
Valley Village, CA Katılım Ekim 2008
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Welcome to the Dollhouse. A wicked black comedy.
cinesthetic.@TheCinesthetic
What movie is 10/10, yet hardly anyone has heard of it?
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@PGH7out @jlarkytweets This is whataboutism at its finest. "Dems" don't compare "anyone" in opposition to them as Hitler.
What Democrats (& most reasonable humans) do is notice that Trump is a white-nationalist aspiring dictator deploying federal LEO's to round up "foreigners" and put them in camps.🤔
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@jlarkytweets the dems have equated everyone that disagrees with them to Hitler and nazis for the better part of a decade. not excusing what trump said, guys a clown and we would all be better off if he put the phone down more often
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This is a real post.
Is Trump going to start executing Democratic Party leadership like he did with the Iranians?
Irresponsible, unhinged, and fucking deranged.
Simply indefensible
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@Pat_Thorman I thought about posting this reply, and literally thought, "Nah, Pat's on this for sure".
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Everyone else is fighting for second
TickPick@TickPick
Twitter turns 20. What is the greatest sports tweet of all time?
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@AlbertBreer No issues with it if you can time the gaps (a truck, someone not paying attention, slow driver). If someone:
1. blocks the lane they're merging from
2. cuts someone off (makes them have to brake to avoid a collision, or
3. uses a breakdown lane for this
fire them into the sun.
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This is a Massachusetts Merge.
If you're mad about it when it happens, you're probably in the wrong place.
Savage@Savageboston
If you know you know
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Cam Skattebo says CTE isn't real: "It's an excuse." nbcsports.com/nfl/profootbal…
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If you are an American currently stuck in line at the airport, you should keep three things in mind:
1) Democrats shut down DHS to stop illegal aliens from being deported.
2) Shutting down DHS had zero effect on funding for immigration enforcment.
3) Democrats have said they will not re-open DHS unless ICE no longer has the power to detain criminal illegal aliens.
The Democratic Party, quite simply, cares more about protecting foreigners than representing Americans.
Ella Dorsey@Ella__Dorsey
Y'all... I've NEVER seen Hartsfield Jackson this bad. This is what security looks like this morning (Friday). We've talked to people that got to the airport at 3am that missed their 6am flight. @ATLNewsFirst @GAFollowers
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@scottlincicome So, I grew up in Massachusetts. And I can tell you *with certainty* that if you think MA has lost or will have significant income outflows because of a tax plan, you are a complete idiot.
If you think significant amounts of millionaires have moved to New Hampshire? Idiot.
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"Massachusetts Lost $4.2 Billion in Income After Millionaire Tax Took Effect" bloomberg.com/news/articles/…
"top earners were responsible for 70% of the $4.2 billion in net outflows in 2023, a jump from the previous year and more than double the level from 2019."
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“Hey, at what point in the offseason are we now?”
“Oh! Jags offering RFA Jake Bobo a contract szn.”
“Oh wow, that went fast”
Albert Breer@AlbertBreer
The two-year, $5.5 million offer sheet the Jags signed Seahawks WR Jake Bobo to ... • $4.5M fully guaranteed. • $1.75M signing bonus. • $1.25M base for '26. • $2M base for '27. • $50K workout, $200K per-game RBs each year. And $1.5M in incentives (max value = $7M). Seattle has til 3/25 to match.
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@RealPNavarro Because if we know one thing, Jerome Powell is wildly unpredictable and makes decisions entirely based on how he feels about the sitting president.
Surely a man who managed to bankrupt a casino should have a say in what the interest rate is.
Your opinion is valuable here too.
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By holding rates steady, Jerome Powell once again lets his anti-Trump animus cloud his judgment.
The pain won’t stay on Wall Street—it hits Main Street and working families.
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@JonathanCohn Pretty sure I ran into this guy years ago.
Jeff's Place - Episode 3: "Teleportation" youtu.be/hIxxn6rNrRM?si… via @YouTube
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"Teleporting"
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@BryanAlexander I'll believe it when I see his teleportation face.
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Gregg Phillips, head of FEMA’s Office of Response and Recovery, describes teleporting across parts of the US.
Twice.
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@ProfBillMcGuire Extremely dangerous without a lot of practice!
Jeff's Place - Episode 3: "Teleportation" youtu.be/hIxxn6rNrRM?si… via @YouTube
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"Teleporting is no fun,” he said “You know it’s happening, but you can’t do anything about it, and so you just go"
Mad as a bucket!
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I am constantly teleporting to Waffle Houses — or is it “Waffles House” — but the other stuff is sus.
Andrew Kaczynski@KFILE
NEW: Gregg Phillips, a top FEMA official overseeing disaster response previously said "bitch" Biden “deserves to die,” pushed election conspiracies — and claimed once he teleported to a Waffle House. “Teleporting is no fun...it was real.” More here: cnn.com/2026/03/20/pol…
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Teleporting???
Andrew Kaczynski@KFILE
NEW: Gregg Phillips, a top FEMA official overseeing disaster response previously said "bitch" Biden “deserves to die,” pushed election conspiracies — and claimed once he teleported to a Waffle House. “Teleporting is no fun...it was real.” More here: cnn.com/2026/03/20/pol…
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He's right about teleporting
Andrew Kaczynski@KFILE
NEW: Gregg Phillips, a top FEMA official overseeing disaster response previously said "bitch" Biden “deserves to die,” pushed election conspiracies — and claimed once he teleported to a Waffle House. “Teleporting is no fun...it was real.” More here: cnn.com/2026/03/20/pol…
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Far-right activist turned high-ranking FEMA official Gregg Phillips has a problem. Sometimes he finds himself “teleporting” into ditches, or even into a Waffle House.
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@KFILE I'm contractually obligated to "just leave this here".
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NEW: Gregg Phillips, a top FEMA official overseeing disaster response previously said "bitch" Biden “deserves to die,” pushed election conspiracies — and claimed once he teleported to a Waffle House.
“Teleporting is no fun...it was real.”
More here:
cnn.com/2026/03/20/pol…
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@mikerenner_ I cannot comprehend how this should ever happen.
“Our entire event is to get official, consistently assessed measurables for NFL draft prospects”
“Whoops guys we measured them arms wrong”
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98 WRs were drafted in Rds 1-4 of the NFL draft from 2021-2025.
Just 1 WR drafted after Rd2 had over 800 ReYds in their rookie szn:
Amon-Ra St. Brown (Pick 4.07/112).
Many Rd 1-4 WRs improved their yardage totals in Yr2. Just 3 increased their yardage totals by over 400 yds:
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