The Eldritch

Please what is your setup like?

@creamlyn_ Akuko

@afristorm Can never be me

My friend rushes to the bathroom like a mad woman to spit out She’s not a freak

@_Enzochukwu @Jude_dubem52 Your heaven go be view once 😒😤

@Jude_dubem52 Omo na true oo. Abeg make world War start instead of arsenal winning 😂

Abeg I wan win EPL first

@hiayoola I didn't say it was slow I should really add quotes when being sarcastic 😂 I have been building with WordPress for over a decade now I know it's the furthest thing from slow 😂

@afristorm WordPress is not slow. It’s your setup that makes it slow and it can be improved sir.

This is how WordPress gets dragged for no reason. Bad design, zero structure… then people blame the tool instead of your skill. And the site finally loads… after 3 minutes.

@ruthyorea Yeah

@afristorm Chris ?

@ruthyorea thank you walahi

@oluwatoyosi_ Gbam

Bygones will be bygones UNTIL I BUY GUN !

@oluwatoyosi_ 🤣 Make we plan am

Chiwendu say I must do photoshoot cause I turn 30 this year ! And I can’t escape her ! If I’m going to Lagos she is there with me ! Anywhere I go she is there with me ! I can’t escape her 😩😭 I DONT EVEN MIND IF SHE TAKES THE PICTURE ON MY BEHALF ! 😩 the thing Dey stress me

@oluwatoyosi_ 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

I checked my message request on ig 😭😩😩😭 you people should not vex ! I’m not a snub ! I did not know these messages existed 😩

@_Enzochukwu @The__Vyrus 😂🤣

@The__Vyrus the kind of tweets i'm seeing ehn😂😂

If you have re-fuck value, we’ll be hard again in less than 3 minutes. And those second and third rounds do not end in a hurry. Just come with re-fuck value

@TheFidora Ha

@afristorm I no dey see my friends

Shadow ban as how Na 🤦🏿‍♂️

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This is the Palmwine Express flight A1SDC to Lagos While we wait for takeoff pls take a moment to review the outdated instructions in the seat pocket in front of you Smoking is prohibited for the duration of the flight but if you got some good hеrbs feel free to pass it around

@python_xi You are a god Yooooooooooooo This is bonkers I now have more reason to expand my Hetzner instance Completely private maps The endless possibilities and uses This is absolutely maddening Good one Followed

I was with a baddie a few weeks ago, and she was going through my work desk. She stumbled across my notebook where I write algorithms before implementing them. Her: “What’s all this?”
Me: “Boring work stuff.”
Her: “What do you use math for at work?” (she giggles)
Me: “It’s not really math… just the flow a program takes when it runs.”
Her: “I still don’t understand how it helps your work.”
Me: (now confused) “What do you think I do for a living?” Brief awkward pause. Her: “Is it not Yahoo?” A classic case of default type inference. I had to spend 30 minutes casting my type to her. It’s okay if you didn’t get that… it’ll make sense after these definitions. 1. Types A type in programming defines what kind of data a variable can hold and what operations can be performed on it.
 2. Type Inference Type inference is when the programming language automatically determines the type of a variable without the programmer explicitly specifying it. 3. Type Inference from Traits (How It Works) In languages with traits (like Rust), traits define shared behavior that different types can implement. Type inference from traits happens when the compiler determines a type based on the traits required by the context. 4. Type Casting Type casting is the process of converting a value from one type to another. There are two common kinds: * Implicit casting (done automatically by the language) * Explicit casting (done manually by the programmer) 5. Why We Need Type Casting Type casting is necessary because different types behave differently and may not work together directly or be treated differently by their types. “1” + “1” = 11; // type strings 1 + 1 =2 // type integers Without casting, the first equation gives a valid answer but incorrect in context of the operation. So in my situation:
She saw my notebook, inferred my type from the environment, and concluded the trait must be Yahoo boy. I had to explicitly cast my type to software engineer.

Happy Sunday from us @Lyxjets

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