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Me: I earn £100k HMRC: That’s nice, we’ll take £45k Me: I bought a car HMRC: VAT applied Me: I want to gift my kid £5k HMRC: Taxed Me: I made money from crypto HMRC: You mean we made money Me: I made £50 profit on Vinted HMRC: That’s income. Tax it Me: I bought a house HMRC: Stamp duty please Me: I want to retire HMRC: Pay tax on your pension

for non ahs fans this is like rihanna returning to music

“incorrect username or password” BITCH, WHICH ONE IS IT!!!!!!

THIS UNKNOWN NUMBER: THE HIGHSCHOOL CATFISH ON NETFLIX IS INSANITYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

i’m so jealous of her

it’s so nice to know that there are at least 62,000 people out there who i am better than

As much as I love these trainers @adidasUK I think stretching to £9001.73 is a bit extreme 😅 at least knock the 73p off #asos #adidas #typo

Me when someone says that don’t like Miley Cyrus

Just sick of being sick at this point ✨

@MileyCyrus It’s giving ✨ 💖

hardest thing for me to grasp as an adult is you have to keep showing up no matter how you feel. you gotta do this shit sad, do it heartbroken, do it grieving, do it tired. life doesn’t care, it waits for nobody, you just have to keep going.

What the actual fuck have I just read

I quit my job, sold my house and booked a holiday. Some may say midlife crisis but I am HERE FOR IT

That time of year again where I spend my days being flashed by other cars who think my high beams are on I JUST HAVE A 4x4 GUYS I CANT HELP IT. 🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲

the only thing america hates more than a rapist is a woman