The Afro-Swede

@samuel_leeds The uk is such an ugly fucking shithole.

This property was on the market for £86K in 2011 and I put forward a really cheeky offer of £68K. Just the numbers backwards. And to my surprise, they accepted. I didn’t have the money. So I got a £55K mortgage and raised the remaining £13K from an investor, paying them 10% a year. The property rented for £550 a month, covered all costs, and still paid me £200 monthly. Today it rents for £900… And it’s now worth £185K. The lesson? Don’t wait to buy property. Buy property and wait. And if you don’t have the money, use leverage. Because using other people’s money to buy income-producing, appreciating assets… is how you get ahead.

@HannahIamthest1 Obviously written by chatgpt

Patient attends A&E with a chest infection… standard stuff. Decides to pop outside for a vape and a bit of fresh air because, let’s be honest, the waiting room atmosphere could finish anyone off quicker than the illness. Next minute… casually clocks a bloke acting a bit off outside the maternity ward. Not aggressive, not shouting… just that “something’s not right here” vibe every frontline worker knows all too well. So what does he do? Doesn’t walk away. Doesn’t ignore it. Goes over for a chat. Two hours later… 🧠 Talked down a “lone wolf” terrorist 🎒 Convinced him to open the bag (yeah… that bag) 💣 Found himself staring at a pressure cooker bomb 📏 Asked about blast radius like he’s doing a dynamic risk assessment 🚪 Moved the whole situation away from the hospital entrance 🤝 Built enough trust to keep the bloke calm 🤗 Given him a hug when asked 📞 Got him to agree to call police before he “changed his mind” All while his own phone’s dead and there’s not a single staff member in sight to wave over. Genuinely the most British de-escalation imaginable: “Alright mate… talk to me… what’s going on?” No PPE. No backup. No radio. Just vibes, empathy, and absolute nerves of steel. Meanwhile inside: Crews stacked 8 deep Handover delays hitting biblical levels Someone asking “can you clear please” every 30 seconds And this guy is outside single-handedly preventing a mass casualty incident like it’s just another shift problem. Police turn up, job gets wrapped up, and he just wanders back in like: “Yeah I’m back… still got that chest infection by the way.” Probably still had to wait for discharge as well. Massive respect though. That’s not luck, that’s character. Calm under pressure, compassion when it mattered most. George Medal couldn’t have gone to a more deserving person. Proof that sometimes the difference between a normal day and a major incident… …is just one person deciding to step forward instead of walking away 🚑

@VivekGRamaswamy But we will let ohio become India

We won’t let Ohio become Minnesota.

@tomhfh All that may be autistically true but doesn't matter because those terms are meaningless as this place is just a 3rd world economic zone now.

Hand wringing over the use of ‘UK’ due to Northern Ireland is dumb. Britain doesn’t solely mean ‘Great Britain’ (a geographical term meaning the largest island in the archipelago we know as the British Isles). GB is a subset of Britain. British is overarching.

@tomhfh "England" is a third world country.

Try coming off the M11 and driving into Cambridge. I dare you. It’s like a third world country. The city is booming and the roads feel like they’ve been shelled. You’ll get a smoother drive in Donetsk. We’re killing our cities with mad local council spending requirements that leave no cash for roads. Pay council tax through the nose and none of it will go to anything you actually use. It’s all on broken social care subsidies and taxis to school for children whose parents claim they have special needs.

@KemiBadenoch Lack of awareness award goes to...

The Home Secretary should look at all possible options for Alaa Abd El-Fattah, including whether his citizenship can be revoked and he can be removed from Britain. British citizenship is more than a passport. It means subscribing to our values. Britain is our home not a hotel.

@RoyalNavy Literally all you need to be able to do is stop a few rubber boats.

2025 ▶️ 2026 From global deployments to cutting-edge capability: we’re only getting started. We're ready for what comes next.

@Dan_L2000 @PolitlcsUK Holy retard. Bro can't tell bio is a joke.

@AfroSwede @PolitlcsUK “African living in swede” literally you

🚨 NEW: The Government will launch an Armed Forces “gap year” for under-25s - Open to 150 recruits initially - Salary of around £26,000 - Training in the Royal Navy, Army and Royal Air Force - Catered for those who are looking for a career in the military - The scheme will eventually expand to over 1,000 young people - Applications open in March 2026 [@LBC]

@JennyParker83 Not good.

First Christmas after my divorce and I'm wearing the swimsuit I was never allowed to wear, how's it looking at 42?

@tpmt_org @WestYorksPolice @grok who shot him.

Today we remembered PC Ian Broadhurst of @WestYorksPolice who was shot & murdered 22 years ago today in 2003. We unveiled our memorial to Ian’s service & sacrifice in Dib Lane Leeds in 2008 where today we laid our flowers. #HonouringThoseWhoServe #PoliceFamily #PoliceMemorials

@VeteransFdn Thank you to all the veterans who were betrayed into sacrificing for a multicultural economic zone rather than preserving their ancestral homeland.

@England England?

Wishing everyone a very happy Christmas! 🎄

@ShabanaMahmood Merry Christmas to the 3 Christians left in that shithole city

Wishing everyone in Birmingham and across the country a very Merry Christmas!

@churchofengland Church of ..... England??

Happy Christmas! 🎄 May the peace and joy of the Christ child be with you this Christmas.

@PriyamvadaGopal 4 out of these 6 are not white.

All of them, *checks notes*, white men.

@UKCDS_MOD Thank you for protecting this increasingly 3rd world economic zone.

I want to wish all members of our Armed Forces, and your families, both at home and abroad, a very Merry Christmas. Christmas is a reminder of the sacrifices you and your families make to keep the UK safe 24/7, 365 days a year. Thank you.

@ForcesNews Nobody wants to fight and die for a multicultural economic zone.

"Be proud of what you do for your country, and for your families, to keep them safe"🗣️ 🎄The Chief of the Defence Staff, Air Chief Marshal Sir Rich Knighton, has used his Christmas message to thank everyone who serves – and their families

@RoyalMarines Nobody wants to fight and die for a multicultural economic zone

Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year, Royal Marines. We would like to thank you for your dedication throughout the year and your sacrifices for those deployed over the festive period. Be ready to go again in 2026.

@Keir_Starmer Then stop flooding this place with third worlders

I want my daughter to grow up in a Britain where she feels safe in school, online, and in relationships. Every young girl deserves that, and every young boy should be protected from harmful misogynistic influences. My government is making that happen, by backing teachers, calling out misogyny and intervening early. We can stop harm before it starts and save a generation of young men from the influence of online misogynists.