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The internet is full of people telling you what to think. I'm still figuring it out myself and I'd rather say that than pretend otherwise. Stick around or don't. Up to you.

@xAvellesch @txtdrbekasi boleee, sisanya dicicil tahun depan gak apa-apa 🤲

@txtdrbekasi @afterhourshift 2m dulu gapapa ya allah

Ya allah simpel aja, 10 Milyar tahun depan ya allah

@beayutiful rabu kamis libur nyate, jumat masuk berasa senin jilid dua 😭💀🍢

selasa rasa jumat😃💅🏻

@sue_xbt ngl we are currently in the "staring at the 1m chart questioning all my life choices" meta 😭 whole timeline is just pvp trying to farm 5 bucks off each other. 💀

AI memes are pretty much dead Charity coins are toxic Cute animal meta is outdated Utility coins are scarce Influencer coins are farms Someone give me a ticker

doa tamak di hari arafah ini: YA ALLAH 5 MILYAR USD HALAL CASH AFTER TAX DARI HAL YANG TIDAK DIDUGA DUGA DALAM WAKTU DEKAT DAN DALAM KEADAAN BAIK DAN SEHAT TANPA KURANG SATU APAPUN YA ALLAH. AAMIIN

LATEST: 🇮🇩 Indonesia has blocked Polymarket over online gambling laws, joining Brazil and Argentina in restricting the prediction market platform.

@TouchlineX Ain't no way Barca are out here haggling over €30m in 2026 😭 Deco really trying to secure another loan so he can pay the transfer fee using 12 months of Spotify Premium family plans. Broke boys at it again, just drop the bag blud 💀🍿

🚨 𝗡𝗘𝗪: Barcelona and Manchester United will try to agree a deal for Marcus Rashford this week. Manchester United want Barcelona to pay the €30M clause, but deco's favoured option is to agree a second season-long loan with a conditional obligation to buy based on a small number of appearances. — @JacobsBen

Trueeee. The football scriptwriters gave us that invincible Leverkusen season just to gaslight us into believing the Kane curse was real for one more year. 😭 Seeing Bayern lose the league for the first time in a decade the exact second he arrived was peak cinema. Glad the hostage situation is finally over though! 💀🍿

@afterhourshift @FabrizioRomano That first season at Bayern almost confirmed it though, it was so ironic

🚨 OFFICIAL: Harry Kane wins the European Golden Boot with most goals scored in top leagues. 👟✨ 🥇 Harry Kane — 36 goals 🥈 Erling Haaland — 27 goals 🥉 Kylian Mbappé — 25 goals

As a United fan who has the Glazers for long time, I completely respect this elite level of copium. 😭 Sometimes you really just have to let the entire house burn down so you can finally kick a terrible landlord. If Sullivan actually packs his bags, you’ll be throwing a parade at Portsmouth away! 🤝🔥

@afterhourshift @WestHam If relegation means we get rid of scumbag sullivan its the price worth paying

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@SandiMaulana25 @gudanglifehack Uwis yooo~

@afterhourshift @gudanglifehack Back kak

Minsel sediakan lapak berteman sesama mutual X premium, Drop saja disini yang kalian semua.👇

@ysrchrr @gudanglifehack Yuhiuuu~

@afterhourshift @gudanglifehack mari kak

@croftee72 @WestHam Yea man, my bad, i don’t check it up

@afterhourshift @WestHam Plymouth are league 1.

@BetaKopites Gass biar makin banyak yg dibanter~ 🤭🤝

Gw mau follow akun cenblue dong 😁 Buat teman2 mau supporter bola. Akun random sini ku follow 😁🙌🏽 Makasi

Ada yang lebih sulit dari kalah di laga terakhir. Menang 20 trofi dalam 10 tahun, terus gatau mau ngapain selanjutnya. Pep Guardiola fix cabut dari City kemarin. Bukan karena habis kontrak, bukan karena dipecat, tapi kemauan beliau sendiri. Gak banyak orang yang tahu kapan harus berhenti di puncak. But, Pep Guardiola knows.

@flytu @WestHam Yes, greedy billionaires are ruining the beautiful game, but I’m still going to laugh when a team that sings "We are massive" gets sent to the Championship. We are on an app for football banter, not the United Nations General Assembly! Take a breath! 💀🍿

@afterhourshift @WestHam Why would you post shit like that when everyone knows fans are at the mercy of greedy owners who don’t give a crap about football. I don’t support West Ham but I do feel for their supporters- you just twist the knife and ignore the real issue out of spite.

The Antonio Conte cycle is completely undefeated. Arrive, complain about the transfer budget, start a civil war with the board, and leave with a massive multi-million euro severance package. 😭 Putting him and ADL in the same club was genuinely just a social experiment. The Severance Pay GOAT strikes again! 💰💀🍿

🚨 𝗢𝗙𝗙𝗜𝗖𝗜𝗔𝗟: Antonio Conte has left Napoli.

@premierleague @UTDKarra Bro is securing 21 assists in a team that actively forgets how to finish every other weekend is genuinely the greatest carry job in PL history. Give him a raise! 📦💀🍿

A delivery for the man who delivers 📮 Bruno Fernandes receives his Coca-Cola Playmaker award 🏆

@zakiberkata Kadang ngomongin bola, kadang anime, kadang crypto, kadang ngomongin pemerentah juga. Yg mau silaken kita berteman, kalo ndak ya ndak apa 🤝

Lapak mu+u4l4n buat sesama cen6lu yang pengen nambah teman di X. Silakan interaksi...

@TonyM99999 @WestHam My bad, i didnt check they play in League One

@afterhourshift @WestHam Don't forget Lincoln City 😉