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@Stormi_luv dinosaur meteor event

pretend ur 11 and this a youtube search bar

@msdallowedaway is the wordle some sort of dance?

when i was on a date and this guy stopped kissing me to do the wordle

yea i think i would be allergic to pee nuts too man

@chasedbywasps 0106 Controversial St., Antifa, USA

what would you say is your address in your opinion

Grown ass person in their 20s still having a crush. LOCK IN . U are old and abt to DIE !

@uglytroglodyte @toothgarden you sound like shakespeare

@toothgarden I'm gonna have to fight you on this one. First, its flagrant bait. It's not fit to tweet, and that's why it went over like a fart in church. Fist fraught flight fat fought front flat fast fidget fact frost and there's something else...but I forgot.

no word starts with f and ends with t. prove me wrong

i mostly poured in effort, and nothing came out, and then i poured my heart, and nothing felt better

@Freyy_is you didn’t just do something new, you made a statement and that’s powerful

the em dash is no longer the clearest sign of ai-generated writing. honestly? it’s this.

@isaacturnersong sadly it’s here to stay

How often does time pass

*scrolling twitter for 4th straight hour* man I'm so glad I never got hooked on short-form video

@starfire_444 no no no

specifically cotton candy

i want ice cream

@nazbowling102 it only took him 28 years

My 28 year old brother, who has never worked a real job and still lives with his parents, started talking about the "secret to inner peace" and my mother started crying

alright i gotta get rid of everything

i think if i had to say something about this past year. i would probably. haha get it. cause i have nothing to say.

but then again. this is my. nuclear wasteland.

i look at my profile and i see a nuclear wasteland oh my god.

@Inclamiente @JaumeBorrut @esjesjesj @Stick3322 he said it in the first reply

@JaumeBorrut @esjesjesj @Stick3322 Okay so please what's value? Is it some measure I'd desirability?

Insanely easy question to answer if you know the tiniest bit about Marxism

this what jazz looks like

@seamholder @poisonjr dropping all of my things

read 17776 right now. don’t look anything up just go to the website. something is very very wrong

brah im enlightened rn