sam 📼

someone needs to stop me from tweeting. not because I'll say anything particularly bad it's just quite an unlikable character trait

@taylaufey wait i don't think so ☹️☹️

@aftersunhours NOOOO so sad ill miss you … i move back home on the 23rd may ,, pls tell me ill see you b4 then

sorry?

@taylaufey this monday? I cant 💔💔💔

@aftersunhours will do 🫡🫡 r u coming monday?

@taylaufey omg have fun yay

@aftersunhours ok going into subway miss u love u bye

@taylaufey no i will probably watch asp i have lots of free time rn

@aftersunhours but u should at least look up the cliff notes ,, i need to know ur thoughts

@taylaufey getting queerbaited by shows that claim to be Queer Media is like losing chess to a dog. I prefer being queerbaited by shows that make no illusions as to the fact that this is never happening yet I choose to believe anyway, which is more like losing chess to a beautiful butterfly

@taylaufey wonderful news

@taylaufey tbf this is a similar case to the stranger things finale where I never really expected it to be good lmao

@taylaufey no im. scared

this is still the funniest thing I’ve probably ever seen

I am very excited for the summer of CAMP MIASMA :) I think it is very very cool that the first event film of the biggest festival in the world is by a trans person who is soooo sick and talented whose art is soooo weird and soooo gay

@BowdreCharlie @zakfilm boy, I sure hope not

@zakfilm Will anyone who is not some form of faggot enjoy it?

Teenage Sex and Death at Camp Miasma is a Cannes gem. A totally original horror by Jane Schoenbrun that pokes fun at the slasher and remake industry by creating its own lore and story exposing how Hollywood is creatively bankrupt and desperate to use nostalgia and fan service to appease viewers when what the audiences really want is something bold, honest and fearless by a director doing whatever they want to understand their identity and desires better. It feels Lynchian and is hilarious, uncanny at so many moments with Hannah Einbinder and Gillian Anderson’s chemistry off the charts, making for a crazy, horny gay duo for a memorable, orgasmic conclusion.

@roryisconfused i have this same question about succession

American pals who watch Veep: could you sorta tell that the first 4 seasons had an exclusively British writing team or did it all just seem authentically American?

dont even joke lad...

saw mitski live today and yes she was incredible and yes I was thinking about roman roy during i bet on losing dogs and yes I did cry

internalised homophobia julian casablancas be like cock please, fag

homophobic julian casablancas be like drums please, fag

@orbitjules @lenstyranny bisexual julian casablancas be like cock please, fab

scotland out-mogs the rest of the uk so bad and its deeply embarrassing still being connected to england