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We should cancel April fools this year. There is no prank topping our reality.

I think it will be a great idea, if we all collectively agree to come outside naked at a specific time, to receive fresh air.

"Thank you,Mr Speaker, for giving me this opportunity. One of my favourite books is Nice Girls Don’t Get the Corner Office. This is in response to what you told me earlier in the morning when you urged me to be a good example to the girls,the younger ones who are doing their first term. Mr Speaker, if they are good girls, they will never get the corner office. Be as bad as Millie Odhiambo and you will be the mother of this House. I am a bad girl and as a bad girl I am here serving my fourth term. So do not be cheated like in the African culture where you are told to have decorum, dress nicely, be kind and nice. You will go nowhere. Be a bad girl like me and you will get somewhere."

@_Ojonya Honestly!!!!

Nigerian men are so foolish

@darkowaa_y Please I am so lost😭

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“But boys are also mole…”

I Abandon Things.

@EziomaKalu Stop it😂😂😂😂😂😂

A thousand splendid suns by Khaled Hosseini The silent patient by Alex Michaelides Tomorrow I became a woman by Aiwanose Odafen Ogadinma by Ukamaka Olisakwe Native son by Richard Wright

@damolkayode Happy birthday my internet babies!!!!😂😂😂😂

Happy birthday to me (us)!💗🥂

I watch Korty to have inspiration

Me to Jola and Fk: Olajide when are you coming hoooooommmmmmmeeeeeeeee

Sometimes all you need is to fall in love to return back to God, because oh the heart breakkkkkkkkk

@jaiyex1000 @Jollz I was literally coming to type this

@Jollz Anxious people Fredrik Backman

Please, if you're a lover of fiction, what book do I HAVE to read this year? Mind-blowing, incredible, you recommend 10 toes down to anyone around you. (Please don't advertise your cousin's novel, my dear. I get you want to support, but tell me the one you really enjoyed.)

Writing JAMB for the fifth time while begging their parents to increase their curfew to 7. It’s not only in politics that youths time is wasted in Nigeria. It’s everywhere

@subaru_demon Congratulations!!! If you ever upload it I would love to read it!!!!

Finally done 🎉😜 and Shoutout to my Supervisor for approving my topic , I love that woman so much

Women are taught to be submissive so they could take advantage of us. Case in point: I dropped my car at the dealership for repairs. The guy says they'll need to keep it a few days—maybe two, maybe five. I asked for a loaner; he said sorry, none available. I explained I live an hour away and an Uber wouldn't work for days. He suggested bringing it back another time when they have one. I pointed out I'd already driven an hour and the lot had hundreds of cars, I felt totally stuck. So I thought, what would a man do? I threw a tantrum: I said “I need a fucking car! You have to give me one. This same bullshit happened last time, and you should've fixed it five months ago. Give me a car, please!" Then He went to “triple check,” came back, and suddenly a loaner appeared. I'm sitting in it now. Moral of the story: Be kind when possible, but when in doubt, act like a man.

I saw this on IG. I hate this world so much.😪💔

As a man, you do not have rights around pregnancy because you cannot get pregnant. Your reproductive role is ejaculating & you have every right to choose whether and where you do that....have some self accountability!

My kids know I love the Addams Family, so they wanted to buy me this for Christmas. But I have to drive them, because they’re all 6 and under, so I had to pretend to not know what we were going to the store for. And then the next problem was that I had to pay because they have no money, so I pretended not to know what I was paying for. And then I had to wrap it because they didn’t know how (though they offered to try). And they checked in on me multiple times to make sure I was wrapping the present correctly, for myself. It’s the best present ever.

@_yetunde_ Merry Christmas baby!!!! Thank you for being there this year, you're a blessing!!

@afye_e Compliment of the season my love 😘

You can deflect sadness all you can, but it can find you on Christmas morning, after a stressful night shift, when all you want is to hug your mother and eat her food, but you can't cos you couldn't travel home for holidays