Percy Holiday

@mineminemind_ Alright I’ll bring some down after I get my lava lamp cooled down

@agemofjupiter yes

everyone is so mean to me :(

@graceswag Too late

i terrorise ur TimeLine

@Whenwillth40861 What’s something you do hate?

Personally I do not hate Israel

@Evil_Erica_lol And the toasted buns

Hahaha Weiners

@Evil_Erica_lol Rumor has it that he shed the blood of the Saxon men

Pick a random word "Charlemagne" Okay Pick another word

@DANIA_SHABBIR I mean I agree as a monk

Isolation is the most undefeatable coping mechanism ever invented

@xoticbutterflyy People confuse themselves as God and therefore believe that absolute freedom would be eternal bliss. We are not made for that, as we are made and do not ourselves make. Times make the man. Only a foolish man believes he can make the times.

Why do some people want to be oppressed

@SCentralist @spittinchiclets Yeah that increased revenue really hurts business

@spittinchiclets Another no state income tax team is bad for the league

The NHL is looking to expand to Houston or Austin, Texas 👀

@irlderpina It’s great that you can give animals back their tails. We must support our vets!

@Semicolon3Shun You’re your own language away from getting there

Am i niche yet

@uponlilypads You’ll never run out of business

I’ve come to realise that the majority of my male mutuals are whores. I am opening a whore rehabilitation centre

@_MyWistfulDiary That’s unjust af

umm wtf 😭 I just talked to a sweet person yesterday and gave them some pretty good advice (at least that's what I thought) and they legitimately blocked me?? After sending me a virtual hug??? Willingly??? I'm hella sad now wtf

@_MyWistfulDiary I haven’t named it yet

@agemofjupiter wtf kinda humor is this

my mommy is such an obvious lover girl I see where I get it from ⁠♡

@_MyWistfulDiary I mean she’s a great lady. We all know her…

@WeepyLuna A literal revolution from below

@agemofjupiter Just like when I’m looking for change

Fiending for something profound

@DanaMichel2026 @infinitebri What could go wrong? Other than the obvious.

@agemofjupiter @infinitebri Yeusss first thing is, you're in charge of making big decisions.

yes I give homeless people money no I dont give a fuck if they use it for drugs

@costliest_robes If you cannot hate you cannot love

Hate is necessary

@emily_sipiora It makes you feel like someone is smoking sand on your elbows

Coffee on an empty stomach again, anon? You know how that makes me feel

@arbiteroffilth @6igarette Maybe cut back on the penguin feet?

@6igarette TRUE!!!!!

auckland is so fucking depressing in the winter, all i'm doing is going to the city and getting fat idgaf.