Agent Fem

@FreshStep You reformulated Fresh Step Unscented without informing us that it is now SCENTED and no longer functions as litter, creating pools of sludge tracked all over the house, and resulting in my vet thinking my cat has a urinary condition. What a waste.

@endclothing End Clothing sent me this pair of fake leather, defective Birks, refuses to admit they're fake leather, and is demanding that I ship back to the UK. AVOID LIKE THE PLAGUE.

@CTRLAltFem hey! Twitter won't let me send you a DM. I have a project with your twitter name, coincidently, and am wondering if you'd deactivate your account as it's from 7 years ago. Please get back to me : )

@mallory1712 Becca!

What is your favorite under eye brightened? One that goes on BEFORE your concealer. I need help.

@mallory1712 I'm 35 and a year into braces and they're totally not as bad as I expected. Everyone thinks they're cute. Worst part is that eating quinoa means I'm spending 20 mins picking it out of my teeth later.

YOU GUYS I’m officially getting braces next month. I’m 30 going on 13. My overbite and jaw are too jacked up for Invisalign 😭