thomas 🐝

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how it feels getting ww3 updates from pop base

There may have been a few miscalculations on The Lobster’s part.

just got called zaddy on tinder i might have to **** ******

if you feed me rice and it tastes like apple blossom dawn dish soap, i’m gonna kill you

sorry I'm just awfully biased to southeast asian cuisine in general the world doesn't know enough about it aside from pho and pad thai

southeast asian east asian south asian west asian....what more would you need???

if you don’t pick D i fundamentally don’t trust you

Ben & Jerry’s is the only major company I know of that has repeatedly lobbied for Black American Reparations. Two older men with access who have no incentive other than justice, are now being punished and silenced for their unwavering support of Palestine. I’m not heartbroken, im galvanized. We continue to fight the good fight ✊🏾

Sure.

one has to wonder why the prime minister of fucking israel is so invested in mourning an american podcaster

nvm got it

pretty boy his hot wife #Supernatural #Destiel #Castiel #DeanWinchester

shouldn't have eaten the salmon in the fridge I should've gone to get a nice poutine

this is a ham. would be a shame if someone put an s and an e next to it

not my roommate telling me to "please unload the dish rack fully" when he uses every single teaspoon each time for the million ingredients he has for his protein smoothies i'm unloading basically the entire cutlery tray

The white boys not doing it like this no more

@neonfevers Excited and nervous at the same time! But just happy to finally land a job 🙂‍↕️ thank you!

@agentbeyoncas Congrats! I hope that's an excited all caps 😂

I'M GONNA WORK AS A UX DESIGNER AT AN ENGINEERING CONSULTANCY???!!

Just got conclusive news of 1 of 3 jobs I interviewed for the past 2 weeks.... Didn't get the one I was looking forward to the most 😔

my pharmacy screwed up and gave me a syringe instead of my usual auto injector pen for my meds but i watched a video and managed to administer the syringe myself! call me nurse tommy