GUZMA

FOLLOW ME TOO THOUGH

@DiamondPastry GET BACK TO THE TREADMILLS BRO ☠️😂

@agentguzma get back to work

BIG BOSS GUZMA REMEMBERED HIS PASSWORD

YO IT’S BEEN SURPRISINGLY LONG WITHOUT ANOTHER MUSTARD GAS OR HUMAN SHIT INCIDENT LET’S KEEP IT THAT WAY BROTHERS AND SISTERS AND THEYERS

average day here at Gear Station!

RATE DINNER

@dptagentvolo AWWW. I’LL TRY TO INHALE LESS POISON FUMES

@agentguzma so youre actually not allowed to die before me!

I am gonna die alone

@PIERSSPIKEMUTH WANT ME TO BEAT THEM UP BACK

got beat up in an alleyway

@HisuianRelic WHYD YOU PHRASE THIS LIKE YOURE GETTING RID OF AN ANIMAL

@agentguzma I know someone I need to get off my hands lowkey do you want her

THIS JOB SUCKS SO BAD IMMA BOUTTA START DOWNLOADING DATING APPS

IF I HAVE TO CLEAN UP ONE MORE SLUDGE WAVE I’M GOING TO BLOW UP THE STATION

@dptagentvolo YOU SHOULD DO A SKULL NEXT TIME

@agentguzma I DO TOO!!

just made some bullshit

Mega Golisopod #pokemon #fanart

メガグソクムシャ

I THINK YOU WERE AN EVIL ASS BABY

SORRY THAT MUSTARD GAS FIASCO PUT ME OUT FOR A FEW DAYS BUT BIG BOSS GUZMA IS BACK IN TOWN

@dptagentvolo NEVER SPITE ME AGAIN!!!!

@agentguzma did this to me

@DepotAgent ITS OKAY BIG BOSS GUZMA ALWAYS BOUNCES BACK

@agentguzma sorry guzma 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

SORRY IM WET THEY WATERBOARDED ME