Jack Sparrow

@othersidedj IN THE ARMS OF THE A'JAELS🎶🕊️🕊️

@DESI0RE Viltrumite agent

a generic white guy with a mustache, yall are exhausting

@PolymarketSport Check his twitter and IG comment rq for me gang

🚨BREAKING: 22-year-old Braden Smith just broke the record for most career assists in College Basketball history.

@UnderdogWNBA Urgently need trash and washed players OUT OF THE LEAGUE.

WNBA and WNBPA officially announce tentative agreement on a new 7-year CBA. Details:

@KILLTOPARTY Careful before her dragon frys you

THIS WOMAN IS VERY UGLY

@CTVNews How good was the cake? Need the blue piggy to tell us

Afroman cleared in ‘Lemon Pound Cake’ defamation case ctvnews.ca/entertainment/…

@Dashytwo ALRIGHT AYESHA. YOUR TIME IS UP!!! STOP CHEATING ON THE GREATEST SHOOTER

Why lil bra look like Steve Kerr

@phillyprosper @DeepNotShallow WHAT A FUCKING CHAD. OIL AND GAS TOO!? GOATED

@DeepNotShallow You love multi millionaires now?

Ro Khanna with a beard is our best shot at a progressive presidential nominee.

@VEEPILF the Mrk.1 Carnannon.

Holy shit carney cannon

@haseebmsd10 @SecretsOfDune

@SecretsOfDune ✌🏽

As the Fremen observance of Ramadan comes to a close on Dune, naturally they celebrate its end with Eid Al-Fitr, Bi-la kaifa! May your gifts of moisture and spice be plentiful. Eid Mubarak!

@NYCMayor Hell yeah nigga. Great news

I campaigned on a commitment to create the Department of Community Safety, an unprecedented, whole-of-government approach to making sure every New Yorker is safe in our city. We just took a major step towards achieving it. Today, I signed an Executive Order creating the Office of Community Safety, led by our new Deputy Mayor Renita Francois. This office will focus on preventing gun-violence, meeting mental health crises with trained professionals, exploring innovative approaches to crime prevention, tackling hate crimes, and supporting survivors. Our city has the power to forge a bold, forward-looking vision for community safety -- and we're wasting no time using it.

Your wife get called out for using the word Nigga... and he all of sudden drag out the Black people lmaooo

@mymixtapez Honestly, good for her and him

Raiders owner, 70-year-old billionaire Mark Davis, and 38-year-old Dr. Alexandria Lightning, who recently had a baby, were seen together at her birthday dinner, seemingly as a couple 👀

@BaldAlarmingly Hell yeah nigga

Im hearing that on his deathbed Chuck Norris received the light of Islam, and unhesistatingly recited the Shahada. Even now he looks down on the Ummah from the gardens of Jannah. Truly there is no god but Allah, and Mohammed is his prophet!

@Yogurt_hurtful @markgraysun more importantly do Viltrumites have Lace front wigs?

@markgraysun Do viltrumites have splat dye

he's trying not to laugh! man this is serious

@Typoonsplosion @ImRexSplode she need dat.

@ImRexSplode why is she peeking

Disrespectful as shit bro

@CountDankulaTV indeed. be the american the japanese think you are. Afro Pres 2028

The Afroman Trial. -Cops raid Afromans house for bullshit reasons. -Steal money, break his door, fuck his house up. -No criminality found whatsoever, no charges at all pressed on Afroman. -Afroman spends the next 3 years making songs that make fun of all the officers involved by name, even using footage of the raid from his own CCTV cameras. -Songs had titles like "Randy Walters is a son of a bitch" and "Lick Em Low Lisa" accusing one of the officers of being a lesbian and sleeping with the other officers wives. -During the raid one officer looked like he was about to eat some lemon pound cake sitting on Afromans counter, Afroman made a whole album calling the officer fat. -The cops get mad and file a lawsuit for defamation. -Afroman turns up to court in a whole American flag suit. -Officers performatively mald and cry while listening to the songs really trying to oversell how badly the songs upset them. -One officer was suing because Afroman made a whole song about him saying he was fucking the officers wife. When the officer was asked if Afroman was really fucking his wife, he said "I don't know". Nuking his own case and establishing that there is a non-zero chance that Afroman might actually be fucking his wife. -As his only witness for the trial, Afroman brought a deputies EX FUCKING WIFE. -The jury ruled completely in favour of Afroman. This entire thing has been a great win for free speech and absolutely fucking hilarious.

@MyDogSaysNo1 @DominicFrisby did not disappoint, was wondering how far I'd need to scroll to see one posted

My grand-daughter with her great great grandmother. 5 generations.

@TMZ Hell yeah nigga

NYC Mayor Zohran Mamdani's wife axes her X account after controversial posts resurface. Details: tmz.me/XNFktfm

@celticsviv @TheNBACentel typical KKKeltics fans

@TheNBACentel Fuck off centel. Satanic cult you’re promoting

Eid Mubarak Everyone ✨🌙

@tmsilverman american patriots have never been so back. AFROFEST28!!!!!!

Afroman 2028 ?!