William Harford

"Why would you choose to hate an entire group of people just because of the way they all behave?" -Anthony Jeselnik

“Shocking”

@roringthunder Wishful thinking

One day this problem will be solved and urban libs will pretend they didn’t enable, encourage, and call you racist for not wanting this for over a decade.

Hilariously awesome this was released the same week as The Devil Wears Prada 2

The new face of fatigue.

In America, we measure in pizzas

@Howlingmerchant @aidannonx Why are you not?

@aidannonx Why are you following guys that post their cock?

Gay mutuals are like “why did you unfollow” oh well that’s easy I didn’t want to see pictures of your cock whenever I opened the app in public

@JimMars88506379 @AllieJade1 @KathleenWinche3 You literally see the driver jump into the othet vehicle

@AllieJade1 @KathleenWinche3 Never seen the so called driver get out. Therefore, they had a dumby posing as a driver. Stupid is as stupid does! Quote by Forest. All for clicks. Now, someone stand at the top when it came down, that would of been impressive.

This group of men thought that they had the perfect making of a cool action video! Two vehicles racing side by side, just like you'd see in the movies! Did they time it correctly? Did you have to watch it twice, wondering what happened to the truck driver? 😳😀

@matthewdmarsden Pushed??? He is capable of rolling there himself

Greg Abbot only does things when he is pushed to and it gives him a win in the press. The #1 issue with Texans is property tax. This needs to be dealt with immediately, and he hasn’t done jack. How can someone’s property go up nearly 50% in 5 years and you get taxed on unrealized gains? Can you imagine what the founding fathers would say about that?

@whoismrzero Heard this once while fingering a guy

I mean I’ve had DL/curious guys act like this during a hookup. But I never imagined a straight woman would be like that…

Straight in the ass. No lube.

I’d love a racist antique collection

@PopBase Uncanny valley

MrBeast turns 28.

I call your Kiefer and raise you Sigourney.

@taofledermaus It was designed by - Brian 😂

You Make It - We Mach It "WhatchamaCOLLET"

@Hornygayfur69 @james80465 @SoveyX Mood lighting!

@ageofeidolon @james80465 @SoveyX I think everywhere should have this. Pooping would be so much more fun if we could tell ghost stories to each other during it.

Why aren’t men’s restrooms designed with privacy like this?

@southernguyx Nooooooo

I’m getting my entire left leg inked up from ass cheek to ankle send me money to help with the process ( Cash App

@found_it_funny The voice. Every. Time.

@TheOfficerTatum 8 people in a 5 seater????

🚨JUSTIFIED! A Texas father shot and killed a carjacker on camera Sunday after a desperate struggle to stop him from driving off with his family of eight still inside. Garland police ruled it self-defense and filed no charges 🙌🏾

@kannn353 @james80465 @SoveyX Amazing lmao

@ageofeidolon @james80465 @SoveyX