Michelle Williams

@pinkis4gangstas I told my roommate I was on capybara tiktok and sang her the song and she had literally no idea what I was talking about so I’m showing her this to prove I’m not entirely insane (@abbeykmoore)

@stacileeann @rachellatelyy @chubbyveganslut If I’m allowed to give strikes I think staci gets one for being a hater

@chubbyveganslut In my head your newfound love of this song is from karaoke night and that brings me infinite joy

@stacileeann 10am Sunday beers turn me into a whole new person

is nobody else questioning that two teams with two of the most famous PSG players (who are Qatar Airways backed) made it to the finals at Qatar? Like I’m a France fan…and that’s still mmm to me…?

@pinkis4gangstas He lost $1M in like the last 20 minutes and I find it amusing he spent most this game thinking he was hot shit and then in 2 minutes it was gone 😏 (he bet they’d win in normal time, they won in overtime)

@shelbysorrel Thanks for him 😏

remember when I dropped kirk cousins from my fantasy team five weeks ago to keep josh allen k

Me to @Ticketmaster when they moved the Taylor Swift Capital One presale with no real warning

@shelbysorrel Okay but if you want him you can have Dak he has done nothing but disappoint me 😑

also I do not actually have dak I have josh allen !!! this name is just a pun bc i’m very funny 🤍

respectfully, what the fuck

@shelbysorrel My goal is to begin collecting Williams jerseys from every team so it looks like I have personalized jerseys and I’m no bandwagon fan of everyone

fantasy football texts ✨ @agirlfromtx

I will not be accepting Moo Bar slander from my favorite austin account.

America, where you only ever need half a flagpole.

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@EpicLaLaGirl @DallasSmokyRose Oh my gosh glad you loved it!!!! Makes my heart happy! ♥️♥️

Great experience at the @DallasSmokyRose patio with live music, craft cocktails, and ambience! Love the place and really appreciate learning about it from the Texas girl travel blog. Thanks for the suggestion @agirlfromtx ! #Dallas #OutdoorDining

@stacileeann I care please send more actually

This is a thread debunking every claim I've heard from Prop B supporters in Austin. Post any others you've heard & I'll respond. Please vote NO on Prop B. #NoOnPropB Early voting happening NOW. Voting locations can be found @ countyclerk.traviscountytx.gov/elections/curr…

all I want to do in jump on a trampoline why is that so hard to ask as an adult

I feel like I owe @tedcruz an apology. When he voted against sending aid to my home state of New Jersey after Sandy I accused him of only caring about Texas. I was obviously wrong.