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Thanks, @JavaOneConf, its a real pleasure!

Cheat sheet for installing and running Babylon and HAT for GPUs using JDK26 #java #codereflection #gpu

Getting ready for my @JavaOne talk #javaone

Community keynote time @JavaOne #javaone @brjavaman @jimgris @BrianVerm @eMalaGupta

Flamegraphs collapse time — a steady 10% CPU load looks identical to a 12s burst. New stackprofile op in jfr-shell keeps the time axis, distinguishing bursty vs steady hotspots with per-thread breakdown. jbachorik.github.io/java/jfr/perfo… #java #jfr #profiling #stacktrace

Almost @JavaOne #javaone

@piotrprz assertTrue(true) is not a valid assertion here You are absolutely right

Current status: You're absolutely right! Let me fix the actual issues instead of just hiding them.

Hmm... That's weird. I know this logo. It's @WroclawJUG's logo, created by my friend's wife for our JUG, as can be seen at wroclaw.jug.pl. Dwarf in orange cap, mascot of our city. I'm not quite sure how it ended up in Bangalore. Care to explain, @bangalorejug?

@geazi_anc @guizmaii I prefer {. I can move things in {} easier. Significant spaces are the great betrayal.

@guizmaii This proposal is awesome. I prefer indentation based syntax instead of braces one

It's time to express our disagreement with this new proposal and the indentation based syntax: contributors.scala-lang.org/t/towards-a-co…

Martin Odersky, EPFL professor and head of the Programming Methods Laboratory, developed the programming language Scala, which is used by thousands of companies worldwide. In 2025, he was awarded the Programming Languages Achievement Award. go.epfl.ch/390f0f

@koziolek @piotrprz @SzymonNieradka @MichalPorycki @RadioNowySwiat A parkowanie na chodnikach?

@piotrprz @SzymonNieradka @MichalPorycki @RadioNowySwiat Akurat WAW ma nadzór automatyczny i np. za niepłacenie za parkowanie bardzo ładnie kosi.

Dlaczego mandaty nie działają, czyli o milionie słupków dla Warszawy z @MichalPorycki w @RadioNowySwiat: youtu.be/76gJmCI1Ahk

@koziolek Coś do chłodzenia ramu

Zestaw wymyślony. Czas wyżebrać kasę…

Happy bday Intellij! IntelliJ IDEA turns 25! Become the hero of our birthday postcards too. #IntelliJIDEA25 postcards-service.labs.jb.gg/postcard/3b0d5…

seems a bit hypocritical that the folks who scraped all the internet to train their models, now want a cut of what it creates, but aren't willing to pay for what they scraped...?

🔈 (4:00pm CET) "Scooby RAM, where are you?" by @ags313 I’ve seen this talk at another conference and it's absolutely worth watching. Tons of practical details, great gotchas, and very solid Java memory knowledge. youtube.com/watch?v=KysFzA…

@karianna Noticed. It spoke way too non-diabolical

Hey folks, if you get a Facebook message request from “Martijn N Verburg” it’s a fake (now reported). Take care out there!

Speaking this Thursday at @JChampionsConf

@intellijidea The most beautiful C

🕵️ The mystery deepens! We're still on our mission to uncover our enigmatic birthday party guest! Here’s today's challenge 👇 Which interface did IntelliJ IDEA have in 2015?

A form of @kotlin I can accept: open.spotify.com/track/5qWOmfUB… Thank you @Nanowarofsteel

@koziolek Co wycięli? Obstawiałbym prysznic?

Hehehe... a wiecie, że pierwsza wersja Akademii Pana Kleksa (z Fronczewskim jako prof. Kleksem) jest obecnie puszczana w wersji ocenzurowanej? Wycięto z niej dobre kilka minut.