AGuyCalledJonny

This, and the comments and suggestions has made me cry 😂😂

@ohmightysmaug Oh no! 😟

@TedWelford Up, citigo, mii famous for it. I had one fully repaired by dealership as luckily we'd had it serviced by them and it passed previous manufacturer body checks. They retro fit wheel arch liners which is all they needed in the first place 🙄

Holy rust!

@heartshapedoll I love a menu

one of the sexiest things a man can do is read books

@JoshPughComic second only to Bob Mortimer on WILTY 👌🏼

Man Utd 🤝 Huddersfield Town - big club underachieving - appoint a new manager before a home derby at Saturday lunch time - win 3 in a row with their new manager - third game win 3-2 late on having surrendered a 2-0 lead

The angle from behind is absolute filth.

@HMSHTAFC 'You're only here for our new market, here for our new maaaaaarket'

It looks like they had fun in Brighouse, it's a shame they didn't turn up in Huddersfield haha #htafc #bcafc

@DarKlaassen @hjwakerley I've literally just thought the same. Love super rare, super cool stuff

@hjwakerley What would something like that be worth? I’m not a buyer just a car weirdo that like to know stuff once he’s interest has been caught 😂

On every car I sell, there’s a section titled “the bad bits.” This one doesn’t have one. This little car is the best R230 soon to be offered for sale in this country and unquestionably the cleanest. I am biased but I really think that’s true. That fact has very little to do with me and everything to do with its previous owner. The car has had just two owners, I’m the second, and less than 15,000 miles on the clock. Which should be illegal. It has reached the point where I feel guilty seeing it sitting in the unit. Every time I arrive in something else, I feel I have to apologise to it. Not because I don’t want to drive it, but because it’s too nice and we have too many cars. Something we are rectifying this year, starting here. Brabus in the late ’90s and early 2000s wasn’t only about power. You’ll notice that Brabus owners tend to keep their cars longer than most, and that’s no accident. Longevity and usability were engineered into these cars just as carefully as performance. Anyone who has visited Brabus HQ will know how seriously they take that. This is a Brabus SL550, one of just two in the world. It is cleaner than a new car, and I don’t say that lightly. I could list the ways Brabus improved it over a standard SL500, and they did so extensively and at great expense, but what matters is not the individual changes, rather how cohesively they work together. The engine alone tells you everything. It’s from the SLK55 Black Series, the rarest of the Black Series cars. None are in the UK, and there may be as few as 40 worldwide. Naturally aspirated, it has a much more efficient power delivery than the SL55. There’s so much to say, but it’s all laid out in the auction advert on @PistonHeads. It is an unapologetically long and very geeky read, with extensive detail, history, and maybe too many photos. What I will say is this. It sounds wonderful, people are instinctively drawn to it, and it manages to be both elegant and naughty. Roof down and throttle opened, it will make you happier. That I know for sure. The R230 was Bruno Sacco’s last car. That feels like the right place to stop.

@DanPage41632238 Night and day eh

Begs the question. What the fuck was Lee Grant doing on a daily basis with that squad. Christ on a bike like a different team.

@CarmichaelDave It's was 70% at most today, it felt like my old club again. It's not even winning, it's the combination of positivity, style of play, connection, joint endeavour. UTT!

Was an absolutely amazing atmosphere today. So great to watch with everyone. Best since we’ve been here

@Trevitt67 That would be a class leadership team !

Living the charity shop mint condition 1978 dream

@_100Countries Enjoy! 😊

@aguycalledJonny Thanks lovely! It's a bit warmer than Yorkshire, that's for sure! 🤭

It's my birthday, and I've woken up in paradise 🥰 Country #82 St Vincent. Took the ferry to Bequia (pronounced Beckway) yesterday, and the view is beautiful from my bed right now! 😍

@adrianfclarke I'm pinching 'hateful device' 🤣

So that’s 2025 completed. This hateful device was comfortably the worst car I drove all year. In fact it’s probably the worst car I’ve ever driven:

@anon_opin I still think about this 🤣

Much as I love Skyfall, the bit where Bond drives M to Scotland in his Aston Martin DB5 is very short on detail - in one scene they're in Chelsea, the next in the Highlands. You don't see them having a Burger King in Charnock Richard, or Wetherby Services if they'd taken the A1.

@hjwakerley It's sensational. Genuinely sensational.

I genuinely cannot believe that this is my Christmas car. I love it so much. Never ever valued anything as much as this thing.

@thesilkmen @CPFC How it should be, great gesture.

@nataliedobbie @marksandspencer 'Ruined' 🤣🤣🤣🤣