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@BONFACE70127657 @jumaf3 Hii akili uza

@jumaf3 DJ Afro has really fried your brains,these are Turkish or Egyptian hawkers huku Nyeri wanazungusha karai ,mwiko na sahani ...it makes me wonder Kenyans are fleeing the country while foreigners are seeing opporshunitiiiii here 🤣

The goal here is to doping off athletes. Soon, one famous athlete will take that tea for "fun" and "photo ops", and boom, disqualified for doping.

Ukiwa keen unajuanga mamas akianza kuuziwa sera.

@JamieButon 😂😂

"Mama alipenda mboro zingine kutuliko"

@KhalifKairo 😂😂😂😂Those yeast-infested Instagram hoes should locate you again and finish what they started.

@Omondi_Dimoreh @_Sakko Ayayayayaa!

@_Sakko kuna dem ya msee ako hadi na gari nilikua namsaga hizi sides za kayole soweto. babes alikua anatoka past kitengela namgongea kwa keja iko na mattress na laptop pekee. food alikua anabeba kwa gari amepika home. caretaker alikua anaona mark X kwake anashangaa 😂😂

ukioa alafu wewe ni mtu job zako ni za kusafiri ,the best place kuishi na wife ni mahali wakikuyu ndio majority ..i mean tafta nyumba deep down in kabete ,ama githunguri ama ikinoo ,mahali wakikuyu ndio dominant. Make sure kwa hiyo apartment ni wakikuyu ndio 98% .. nakuambia they won't even say hi to her . Kikuyu men focus yao huwanga biashara na pesa alafu jioni wakunywe beer zao mbili then warudi kejani walale,hawana time ya kukatiana ama time ya mechi ata wives zao huteta sana ... Ata pesa ya kutoa ndio wachomee msichana nyama na wamnunulie beer ama whiskey . Unlike mahali Kuna jaluo, who can even hire a range rover na akopeshe pesa ndio afurahishe mwanamke .

@ThaBoyYom 😂😂

Person ?

@PyeBuoy @kokiimichii Haezi kujibu😂

@kokiimichii Kwani unamtaka???😂😂

Niko na this guy friend of mine kila time nikienda kumtembelea huwa na notice hafungii mlango , like huwa anawacha wide open sijawahi elewa mbona .

@polo_kimanii @iamwrapoet 😂😂

Client mwingine apo tulifika tu namna hii kumwekea electric fence tukapata ndio amewasha bangi bwana,akatuuliza sisi ni nani tunataka nini? Na Saa hiyo alituma deposit jana hakumbuki. Hii kazi yetu ina changamoto mingi sana nakwambia

@MkenyaMzi Jirani,with all due respect. You have no range to lecture us about women. Ni juzi tu tumeona west pokot exit bay,strait of homuz and the deflated burj khalifa,all at once. Wewe unafaa uwachane na mambo ya wanawake kapsaa. You are the simp you’re telling us of. Aki ni mbaya

@jamalfarida41 What a time to be alive!

I ONCE TASTED POOP, and I don’t think I’ll ever do it again, honestly. There was a time I gently asked my boyfriend if we could try anal. I knew it might be a bit tricky, so I made sure we used plenty of lube to make it more comfortable for him. I was very gentle and careful, but when I tried to insert the vibrator, he reacted strongly to the pain and couldn’t handle it, so he asked me to stop. The vibrator got stuck, and when I tried to pull it out, I pulled too hard and some POOP ended up on my face. It was quite watery, and I ended up tasting it 🤢it was strange, though not as bad as I expected.

@Nwaanyanwu1 @ceraliza Is he fake?😂

@ceraliza watch men call him a real man now 😂😂😂

A customer ordered clothings worth over 200k for his babe and when the delivery rider got there she refused to pay for delivery (4k) so the man said we should take back the clothes and not to worry about refunds.

@Thikapundit Mzee hizi ukirusha kwa maji zitaogelea😂

Mambo imechemkaa hii pande ya Chef chef mko😋??

Congratulations.

@MuemaArnold2 @bozgabi Noma

This tweep has rested man. Hii maisha jameni 💔💔

@nikokadiKE Uko kadi I see😂

Hata kama mnasema kairo ni mwizi, mimi my first car i will make sure nimeuziwa na kairo, huyo bois lazima akule pesa yangu bana. 😂😂

@DayvonBennet27 Jameni😂😂

Msee wa kuuza geneza akikohoa tunaeza sema he's coffin

@Kimathi_One Au sio😂😂

Ni vizuri kujihusisha na mambo ya dunia once in a while.

@iamwrapoet Unasema nini mzee😂😂

Hapa gikuyu penis we don't have a dog in this fight sons.