Josie

We’ve been cooking. Now it’s time to serve. Turn on notifications🔔 Top of the hour.

“I’m very attracted to you. And I’m just tired of thinking about it, so I wanted to tell you”.

A junior said "Good morning" to me in the elevator. I checked my watch. It was 11:00 AM. I looked at him. "It's almost lunch," I said. "You're three hours late to the concept of morning." He tried to explain he'd been at his desk since 7. I interrupted and told him accuracy matters more than intent. I emailed his reviewer suggesting he take a CLE on time management. He apologized later. I didn't reply. I forwarded the apology to HR as proof of his inefficiency. Greetings are risky. He learned an important lesson. Never speak to a partner in the elevator. Unless spoken to.

I like when I’m talking to someone I like and they want to see me immediately cause what are we waiting for fr

being broke and having flashbacks of the money you spent unnecessarily

February photo dump, anyone?