aiculla
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I wonder how the "if you date the opposite gender you're straight and if you date the same you're gay" biphobes react when a bi person dates a non binary person 😭 "no see you're pan" or sum
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@liminaldoge @ExistentialEnso nah
year 0: 240
year 1: 180 (75% of 240)
year 2: 135 (75% of 180)
year 3: 101 (~75% of 135)
year 4: 76 (~75% of ~101)
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@Rizdeaux_Jones @ap33scap3 who would win: tesla s-10 or ford cybertruck
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legitimately baffling things are happening in Roseville California
ape escape the dj the show the winner!!@ap33scap3
Roseville, California is a deeply, nauseatingly evil place
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Contrarian take: San Francisco, despite the tragic ratio, is actually a great place to meet women if you’re a single straight dude who can hold a basic conversation. Your competition is gay men and guys who think eye contact is a DDoS attack.
Murray Hill Guy@MurrayHillGuy1
Worst cities in the country to infield: 1. San Francisco 2. Boston 3. Miami 4. Seattle 5. DC 6. Minneapolis 7. Denver 8. Philly 9. Portland 10. Salt Lake City
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@skinnyoverload only true if you have 100% body fat (which is biologically impossible)
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@freyrkkuma lowkey they probably don't have a word for gay in most languages in-universe because it's just always been that normal
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Because they imagine a stereotypical "tree-hugging hippie" crying, and that gives them a dopamine rush. Don't overthink this.
AthletesInSpace@AthletesInSpace
I’ve said this before, but I genuinely will never understand the right-wing giddiness around destroying the planet & its biodiversity The fact that we even exist as a species on this rare, habitable planet is a miracle & one we aren’t sure exists anywhere else in the universe
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I just had an realization
Rival!Calem and Hilbert 👀👀 what do we think
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Someone with this profile picture just liked my post and im in tears dawg
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why does the dad get to look like an actual cat and the mom looks like That
Jarvis Donovan@WRJDart
So they're Kit's parents? They do look like they'd be older than her. Is the other one her sister or something? #gameoverse
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@jaxonloid because the definition of dumpling this image is operating under is "starch wrapped around other thing" and nothing in that image is wrapped around anything
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Why the fuck is the Cornish pasty here (not a dumpling) when the UK literally has its own type of dumpling…. 😭 😭 😭
Elle Lookbook@EvaLovesDesign
World of dumplings
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@fattestpip @normalkomaeda he also would NOT have nearly that much arm muscle
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@normalkomaeda I was gonna say 1 is Nagito, but we know damn well that boy doesn’t have abs 😭
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2 is Hajime I'm not taking any rebuttals
Zain@cowboylikezain
which body is the most attractive?
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The fact that ive heard all of these except the lesbians one and ive ever even been to the south
Cotton 🏳️⚧️@14c53l
What the actual fuck are these sayings
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