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I've been in school since I was 5, nigga I'm tired😭

@azuagain Turns out the family rule wasn't about being religious it was a desperate attempt to stop you from becoming the main character of a 3 a.m. police report

My sister warned me that there’s a reason we don’t smoke and drink in our family, I said girl bye and now I’ve found out

Ati Jana nililipia waiter rent yake

omah lay please I’ve had a very long day

@whoistimiturner Water spirit>>beat it

accidental bender sahi natetemeka kwa hii kitanda heh😭

i have no one to send this to

frontal lobe development

HISTORY HAS BEEN MADE 🫨 Sabastian Sawe becomes the first person ever to break the 2-hour barrier in official race conditions, storming to a historic 1:59:30‼️ @KejelchaYomif, on his marathon debut, also breaks 2 hours with a stunning 1:59:41 and @jacobkiplimo2 clocks 2:00:28, also faster than the previous world record 😤

Auto-translated tweets have made the internet a true global village, but that village is filled with insane people

currently in the middle of one of the most difficult parts of growing up so far: coming to terms with the fact that, in many areas, I am simply not that guy

My first time buying from a corner plug I literally said "Sasa, unaeza nisaidia na blunts mbili please" I know he knew I wasn't built for ts

IT'S HAPPENING!!!!! IT'S HAPPENING!!!!!

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mahoraga please help me dead ass

A nation under years of sanctions African politicians are sub human!!