frightening mcqueen

@VikingWarr29358 @BrigitteBandit This makes no sense lmao

this article used a photo of me as a kid with a short haircut to claim I am biologically male, which is ironic because that is an example of gender affirming care that doesn’t involve drugs or surgeries. they know I am female but will call me a male when it’s convenient for them.

Therapy language helps to depersonalize the relationship between you and your therapist and keep things clinical and professional and that is why you sound like a psychopath when you use it with your friends

@klarnaseb Congrats on the cheap shitty images that will make your brand look cheap and shitty, incredible marketing strategy 👍

@SHLURPGOD @NBABabySecret No it’s real

@NBABabySecret This is a bit right

@PicturesFoIder I’m barely okay with letting our one dog sleep in the bed with us tbh

Her husband does not look happy 😳

@Ruesavatar My gf likes it when I cry bc it shows my sensitivity 🤷🏻‍♂️ she’ll look over at me during an emotional part in a movie and be like 😀 are you crying??

@tangerin3dreamz You deserve any help you need my friend

Doing bad again and probably need to get help but why does getting help feel like failure?

me at the job i begged god for

@whoisclydekelly @PaulSkallas Too bad it’s not real

@PaulSkallas Cybertruck camper attachment feels like a step in this direction

Now that everyone is driving a large SUV with lots of space we can start designing them to be places you can spend a weekend in comfortably without having to rent an airbnb or hotel. RVs look terrible and no one buys them for their primary transport. This SUV could also be a place you live in for short term if you want to save money on rent

@Bubblebathgirl Cows will not attack you this is fucking ridiculous, fuck him for pepper spraying them

A man just got attacked by a herd of forest cows so he had to use pepper spray on them. Will Democrats now call for pepper spray safety reform?

@nakedfoul Extremely annoying & out of touch take

The conclusion I must regretfully come to is that most millennials fundamentally can't understand a guy like Steve Albini. The era that formed him is too long-gone and alien to them, it's like chimps trying to comprehend a Velociraptor.

My favorite tributes to Steve Albini so far come from bands that were like "yeah he hated us but we will miss him."

so exciting when people have Flaws… its gonna be even more delicious to love u buddy

@kurdi_dyke7 As an elder trans man (32) I’m truly sorry for the way younger trans people are acting these days. They seem to be trying to reinforce concept of binary gender, which is exactly what I thought we were trying to get away from in the queer community. Really sucks to see.

[taking you aside after your joke flops] You're almost out of the friend group

just ate a bunch of chips. Again . will it ever fucking end

Sometimes I’m like my god I’m a hideous monster then I get a $30 10 min haircut & spend a few mins trimming my beard at home and I’m like nvm I look normal

@BowTiedBroke The most hilarious part of this post is that you are completely serious

Gentlemen, Just an observation I’ve seen over nearly 5 decades of life: If young and single, get a truck. Even if in NYC. You may think she likes that Beamer, but her heart will palpitate a lot more if she has to step up into a beast of a vehicle on the first date.

@dissectpodcast Ben the rat is from the movie “Ben”

Some have smartly pointed out Michael Jackson had a pet rat named Benjamin (there’s even a hit song about the rat called Ben). This would connect to several times Kendrick alluded to Drake being a rat (ie Gunna Wunna bar)

euphoria didn’t disappoint.