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@Ronindrake2 @ayeejuju Nigga where tf does it say DoorDash

@ayeejuju "Ruined over $2200-" Completely fair. They stole your doordash. Ok, maybe harsh. They stole a $2200 item? And you literally asked for it bsck and got told no? Maximum penalty. Fuck that kid and the parents

@RealPostFolder This is so fuckin fake wth

@OliverJia1014 Oh no my lobster is too buttery and y steak is too juicy. Gay ass nigga

Some men die of thirst while they watch other men drown.

@kickfliptomboys Found the guy who’s parents didn’t let him get Minecraft as a kid

if you played minecraft while growing up in the early 2010s congratulations you wasted countless hours of your adolescence on a cultural product that gave you nothing tangible in return have fun looking at nostalgia social media posts about it forever

@TimRunsHisMouth My right arm is female since if it was blue it’d be gay to masturbate

This is still one of my favorite moments ever on X.

@RealGame101 You’re dumb asf

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@_benjvmins_ Yes please do so my child doesn’t get murdered at a SCHOOL function

keep your black children away from these devils

@prmade313raised It’s even funnier when his family raised about 1 million dollars and then went with a public defender instead of using that money for a better lawyer

Of course an all white jury found a black boy guilty for defending himself!! FUCK YOU RACIST WHITE PIECES OF SHIT

@tufpraise They’re not white

I think white people have a gene in them that makes them like genetically more prone to evil or some shit cuz wtf

@Skores9q Remember when people would get roles in movies because they were passionate about the project? Now they just want to do it because why not

Kim Kardashian wants to join the MCU "That would be so fun"

@RobMinnish3 @GigglingGanon You ain’t getting ptsd from a fucking acorn numb nuts

@GigglingGanon Maybe PTSD flashback or something. I wonder if he’s a war veteran.

Deputy thinks an Acorn hitting the roof of his car is gunfire so he unloaded his firearm at his own car that had an unarmed suspect inside. This is next level incompetence. ​The incident took place in Fort Walton Beach, Florida. Deputies from the Okaloosa County Sheriff’s Office responded to a call regarding a man named Marquis Jackson. Jackson’s girlfriend had called the police, accusing him of stealing her car and sending her threatening text messages. ​Deputies located Jackson, detained him, handcuffed him behind his back, and placed him in the backseat of a standard patrol vehicle for questioning. ​Deputy Jesse Hernandez, a trainee at the time, was walking back toward the patrol vehicle where Jackson was being held. As he approached the passenger side of the car, a small acorn fell from an overhead tree and struck the roof of the vehicle. ​Because of the metallic thud it made on the roof, Deputy Hernandez misidentified the sound as a muffled gunshot from inside the vehicle. What followed was a massive cascade of panic: ​Hernandez immediately fell to the ground, rolled, and began screaming, "Shots fired! Shots fired! I'm hit! I'm hit!" ​Believing he had been shot in the torso and that Jackson was actively firing at him through the car windows, Hernandez drew his weapon and fired multiple rounds into the patrol car. ​Hearing her partner’s screams and weapon fire, Sergeant Beth Roberts—who was also on the scene—assumed they were under fire. She drew her weapon and also opened fire on the vehicle. ​In total, the two officers fired more than 20 rounds into the patrol car. ​Despite the patrol car being riddled with bullets and shattered glass, Marquis Jackson was completely uninjured. Because he was handcuffed, he could only lean away and press himself as low as possible into the floorboard/seat crack of the vehicle to avoid the gunfire. ​Deputy Hernandez was also not injured. After the dust settled, medical staff confirmed he had not been shot; his belief that he was hit was likely a psychological reaction to intense panic (often referred to as a phantom injury). ​The Okaloosa County Sheriff’s Office conducted an extensive internal investigation into the shooting. The investigation concluded that Deputy Hernandez’s use of force was not objectively reasonable. While Hernandez genuinely believed he was under threat, the investigation found no evidence of any weapon on Jackson, nor any reasonable justification for mistaking an acorn for a gunshot. Sergeant Roberts' use of force was found to be legally justified under the "fellow officer rule," as she was reacting to what she reasonably believed was her partner being shot. Deputy Hernandez resigned from the sheriff's office during the investigation, effectively ending his career in law enforcement. ​ Sheriff Eric Aden publicly released the bodycam footage and issued a formal apology to Marquis Jackson and the community, stating that the department failed in its duty to protect a suspect in their custody. ​Ultimately, Jackson was cleared of any wrongdoing regarding the shooting, and the event remains a textbook example used in law enforcement training regarding hyper-vigilance and the dangers of misinterpreting sensory input during high-stress situations.

@lauren_w67 Tribe leaders in Africa sold other Africans to Jewish slavers for guns to destroy and ransack other tribes to gain power in the region. It be your own people stop bringing white folk in it

Ngl all statements are making a lot of sense

@MansellHutch72 @MedzRedz @Kali_Yuga_Yogi I mean you usually look at someone when you’re having a conversation and like he said, his eyes are what the camera sees you wet towel. Get some brain cells

@MedzRedz @Kali_Yuga_Yogi He was literally filming the guy in the fucking clip you watched, you low iq, inbred fuck. The old dude even said that the dude did it before, which is why he didn't want to play with him again. Holy shit you are a moron.

Democrats in the wild

@Amara372559 Woman vs accountability and then playing the victim card

Why can't he donate blood to his daughter?Whose daughter is she🤔

@thatG2m Women vs Communication challenge impossible

Not only did he not open the door, he didn’t even notice she didn’t walk in the house or wasn’t even in the house all night.

@dofficial_vela Pussy ass chief

He’s been singled out by his new boss

@lsabellaRicci @grok This invalidates you and every other woman who complains because you only hear what you want to hear

@grok Calvicie temprana? JAJAJAJAJ

Oye @grok ¿Qué carajos tienen que soportar los hombres en comparación a nosotras? Se lo más objetivo posible, no te pongas del lado de ellos con justificaciones estúpidas

@lsabellaRicci @grok My balls ache while producing cum you bigot. Much worse pain than that of a period that’s only once a month

@B1TuckerCarlson Wait so I can say the word without fearing for my life? This changes everything

Y’all still like memes on this app?

@ThisisDuffle @LoudOutside Aaaaaand you’re retarded

@LoudOutside Nope….. my Jay Z catalogue worth more then 10k for me … I’ll take half of that to never hear another Jay Z hater tho lol

Be honest are you taking the offer?