Aimie

@DiaryofJo He also looks like the 2nd coming of Heath Ledger with that cheeky smile so there's also that, vitally important thing.

Connor Storrie is a former gymnast high school dropout honest-to-god clown whose directorial debut was shot on an IPHONE from Odessa Texas the actual least interesting thing about him is his ass & they waisted so much of the HR press tour asking about his glute routine I’m so mad

@gretajpg It was a great story I'll give you that

Everyone telling “worst work” stories and I got to tell everyone about the time someone did a shit basically in the candy bar at cinema. Miss that job forever

@colormeandrea Every time I am reminded I missed this song by one performance and that I got an email suggesting I go again if I liked the show the night before while my train was pulling away from the station in Melbourne and I genuinely considered jumping off and going again but didn't, I cry

It feels like a cosmic joke, I'm so excited one minute to be moving and starting something new for myself and the next minute I'm crashing out over a situationship of epic proportions. Desperately trying to get back to excited but right now I'm all tears

He is 33 years older than my Dad, who's 33 years older than me so I've got two years to keep the line going (lol, we all laughed at that one). He was darling, I wish I knew him better. If there is a next place I know he's with his siblings catching up after far too long apart 🫶

a man that loves birds and their beautiful songs, who wanted to come back to Australia after having his cataracts done last year and see our vibrant parrots again in high def but it never got to be. Could demolish a cream horn in seconds flat. Wore dapper mint green slacks.

My beautiful great uncle Lance passed away Sunday night aged 96. He'd still been living independently in a lovely unit, had been very well for his age until recently. Thursday he was admitted to hospital, found out he has stage 4 kidney and liver cancer, 3 days later he's gone.

@Codester22 @samjoeyung For this to be said when All I Wanted, Rose Coloured Boy, Last Hope and Thick Skull exist is deeeeeply unserious like come onnnn. Their classics are amazing always will be but their evolution and growth is beautiful to hear happening. Thick skull is my top after hearing it live

@samjoeyung If it's not off of their first two albums it is NOT their best song of all time lol. That's a wild statement

A live HQ performance of arguably Paramore’s best song of all time, Big Man, Little Dignity and Hayley’s speech at the end we actually won so damn hard

@sadfilmcritic Ok but Maltesers are the superior choice because they're so light they are easy to shake through the salty pop but don't sink to the bottom and the sweet choc with the biscuity malt is so perfect with the popcorn. Like a salted choc chip cookie

Today I sold Amy Poehler a large popcorn and peanut M&Ms. I said “Are you going to put the M&Ms in the popcorn?” She said “Yeah!” I said “That’s the best way to do it.” She said “We call it white trash salad!”

@hellotefi Lol pointing out a literal beauty mark that only enhances how gorgeous you are and inspires those of us who also have one??? Try harder shell grit bitch

@gretajpg Shrimp cutlet for sssuuuuuurrrreeee yum 😋

What are you ordering, lads?

I'm about to start some new medications that might make me regain or cause difficulty losing more but that's ok it's all fluid and flexible, bodies change all the time, I'm just so proud I was able to do it at all

I know it's really fraught to be openly happy about weightloss but I've been overweight to obese my entire life, child to adult, and the scales have never gone backwards in a healthy positive way until now. To do it while still being in pain and so lost feels really empowering

I've been dealing with a chronic fistula for nearly 7 years and it's fucked with my life in so many ways including constant pain, but I've taken one small piece of myself back and lost the 15kgs I've put on since I started having my run of 17 surgeries and I am so stoked.

@gretajpg Hahaha I feel that in my bones

@aimie_a I’m gonna knock my own eye out with a left boob

Wearing a wired bra cos I’m dancing all day and I hate it. When will my expensive sports bra arrive pls

@gretajpg I was ** that close to jumping the train going Albury to melb - melb to Warrnambool today I want to see it properly so bad but 9hrs travel a week after surgery, not a vibe

Everyone in melb complaining about not seeing the Aurora come to here the train is $15 no excuses

@gretajpg Na I do it still! If I know you you get a swipe right/like and if we match it's a haha funny jape wink wink

Is ‘liking’ your friends on a dating app still funny or do we not do that now

Laughably bad at online dating. Think I might retire early and just be me and a cat forever