A blue, Tripp cabin-bag was taken from the 0730 KingsCross to Newcastle train today. Inside are presents, clothes, and a mirror. It’s also got items of sentimental value, which I’m desperate to get back. If you’ve found it, or know someone who might have it, please get in touch.
You can get people to quit smoking. You can get them to quit drugs. You might even get them to quit alcohol...
...but one thing you can never get a person to stop doing is STICKING COTTON BUDS IN THEIR EARS!