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Hey @AmericanAir 5 flight, 2 of them with mechanical issues. 40% failure rate. Get your crap together. First and last time flying with you!

@ALadyNamedKatie Very proud of you. Something I have failed at tonight.

Staying sober when I know I could easily fall back into old habits is real strength. That’s something I’m proud of every single day.

@colbertlateshow Maybe if you actually did comedy instead of a political hack, you could keep doing your show. Dumbass.

@WinterEracer 15 and 17 year olds here and we did for ours.

Parents I have a question. I have a 10-16-18 yr olds. Do you still do things for your older kids for Easter? What do you do?

@mouthy_mom_ Yikes, that’s very unnerving for sure! Glad you all are ok!

Everyone is fine except for obvious lack of sleep last night. Luckily the noise of their truck pulling directly up on the house woke me up and I immediately cut lights on, got the shotgun out, and called my uncle to come down. When they saw my uncle coming down his drive they took off but it definitely scared me enough to recognize the idea of fighting off a man (who looked pretty obviously like a methhead or something) would not be a pleasant experience. It’s Fort Knox around here now though, a stray cat isn’t gonna be able to get near a door or window without a siren going off on my phone 💁🏼‍♀️

Someone tried to break in the house last night so I have spent the day installing ring cameras and reinforcing the doors/locks/windows. Happy monday.

@QueenAnitaDBS Absofrigginlutly!

Only if I could keep my knowledge now

@DudespostingWs Hmmm, that looks pretty exhausting. I could have done it much faster in a car.

Glad to see @IndyCar back at St. Pete but it’s just not the same without @TonyKanaan on the track.

@sama You’re a weasel and can’t be trusted.

Tonight, we reached an agreement with the Department of War to deploy our models in their classified network. In all of our interactions, the DoW displayed a deep respect for safety and a desire to partner to achieve the best possible outcome. AI safety and wide distribution of benefits are the core of our mission. Two of our most important safety principles are prohibitions on domestic mass surveillance and human responsibility for the use of force, including for autonomous weapon systems. The DoW agrees with these principles, reflects them in law and policy, and we put them into our agreement. We also will build technical safeguards to ensure our models behave as they should, which the DoW also wanted. We will deploy FDEs to help with our models and to ensure their safety, we will deploy on cloud networks only. We are asking the DoW to offer these same terms to all AI companies, which in our opinion we think everyone should be willing to accept. We have expressed our strong desire to see things de-escalate away from legal and governmental actions and towards reasonable agreements. We remain committed to serve all of humanity as best we can. The world is a complicated, messy, and sometimes dangerous place.

@MaryTilesTexas @heavypulp I’m sorry Mary. This isn’t a good look for you. 😂

@heavypulp And now I want lip filler 💀

@Hot_Pepper76 @ForestMommy 😂

Blazing Saddles edited for 2026

@DianeKazer Rootcause

If you only knew the things I’ve walked through to get here… the things I said “yes” to because I trusted the wrong people… the things that broke me down long before they ever built me back up 💫 For YEARS, I was the woman who did everything “right.” I took the meds… followed the protocols… listened to every so-called expert who swore they knew my body better than I did. And I PAID for it… physically… emotionally… spiritually. There was a season where it felt like my whole system was unraveling one thread at a time. My hormones tanked… my gut fell apart… my immune system was screaming… my nervous system was DONE… and I was walking around in a body that didn’t even feel like mine anymore 🤯 I kept asking “why is this happening”… and the only thing I got back was pills, labels, and blank stares. It wasn’t until everything crashed so hard it forced me to stop… breathe… and finally LISTEN… that everything shifted. I started digging. I started asking questions no one had ever asked me. I started seeing how many layers of stress, toxins, trauma, and exposures my body had been carrying since birth… and how loudly it had been trying to talk to me 💡 That’s when I stopped feeling crazy… and started feeling AWAKE. It shaped everything I do now… every patient I support… every truth I say out loud even when it’s uncomfortable. When I tell you “your symptoms aren’t random”… it’s because I lived the chaos you’re living. I’m living proof your body can be pushed to the EDGE… and still find its way back when you finally understand what it needs 🌈 If any part of this hit you in the chest… that’s not random. You’re probably standing in a chapter I once survived… and you do NOT have to stay there. 👇 Comment ROOTCAUSE and I’ll show you the exact first steps I took to understand my body again… the same steps that can help you understand yours. #rootcausehealing #epigenetics #metabolichealth #wellnesstruth #holistichealing

@LibertyLockPod Agreed. Or worse.

I'm honestly shocked by how badly Pam Bondi handled this today. She must resign or be fired, immediately. If the next AG prosecutes Bondi, Patel and Lutnick I hope they are all convicted. Covering up for intel-led trafficking rings is not a joke. These people deserve prison.

@TRHLofficial Lol

No property taxes on stolen land 🙏

@nflcommish should be fired immediately! What a disgrace!

@ForestMommy 😂

@ProfJoannaHowe @JackPosobiec @RitaPanahi @LilaGraceRose This is murder and the doctor(s) that did this need to be sent to prison!

This is baby Samuel. Born alive after an abortion at 16 weeks, he sucked his thumb in the Butterfly Room at a QLD hospital. He lived for over 30 minutes. He was perfectly healthy prior to his abortion. Babies who survive their abortion have no legislative right to equal treatment and care under QLD law. He was left to die. No-one picked him up, wrapped him or gave him any medical care to alleviate his pain and suffering. This photo was passed onto me by a hospital worker who was called to look at him by others who were watching him as he sucked his thumb after his abortion. Already it is being censored online and pro-abortion activists are seeking to identify the brave whistleblower who risked their career to give us this photo. 🛑 SHARE this image. The world needs to see his face. 🔥 JOIN US as we stand for baby Samuel and all QLD babies next Monday 9 February / 5.30-6.30PM / 2A George St, outside QLD Parliament

@EverhartMarcie Well, that is quite interesting.

So I've been down a rabbit hole lately. x.com/EverhartMarcie…

@ShooterMcGavin Totally going to do this the next time the family and I go to the car wash! 😂

The song that plays in every dad’s head when being directed into the car wash

@historigins Man, sure do miss this dude.

Robin Williams explaining how golf was invented remains one of the greatest stand-up bits ever recorded