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@drealbigvirg ???

There was a robbery incident that happened to my neighbour some time ago. The robbers hit their door, threatening to break it down if they didn’t open up, so the dad had no choice but to open it. Four rugged, armed men walked in and immediately ordered everyone out of the room to lie face down on the floor if they didn’t want to die. They all obeyed, including the little kids. But after a while, the children started arguing over space, saying “that’s my spot, I got there before you.” One of the robbers, who seemed like the boss, stayed back to guard them while the others searched the house. He got angry and shouted at the kids to lie down and close their eyes. A few minutes later, one of the little girls whispered to her brother to close his eyes or she would report him. Next thing, she stood up, walked up to the armed robber, tugged his trousers, and said, “Uncle armed robber, Junior is not closing his eyes.” Immediately, the other robbers both inside and outside burst into laughter. The one guarding them just stood there, shook his head, and then walked out. In a teary voice, he told the others to leave everything and go. They left the house without taking anything.

Revamped mechanics. Interesting!

@treazyblaq SA

Which country comes to mind?

@Big_Ricch25 What's LLC?

this boy wey i dey steadily buy cana for just tear urus come my compound 😭 i con ask am whether he don finally run that juju wey he don dey talk since 2024… baba say na LLC 😭 nothing like juju, na once i first pause music

@tiannah_tee What's meaning of "made with Ai" I'm seeing below the thread?

A friend of mine invited me to a house party her cousins are hosting. They’re quite wealthy and love throwing parties, especially since their parents are rarely around. We got to their house and they were very happy to see us. My friend had a room she always stayed anytime she went visiting, so we kept our valuables there since a lot of people were going to be around in order to avoid stories that touch. The party started and I was definitely having fun, the dj understood the assignment and he was just playing hits back to back. One of her cousins friend walked up to me. He complimented my outfit and told me he liked my body shape. We started vibing and he was a very sweet and charming. Then my friend told me she wanted to go and urinate upstairs that she would be back, even asked me if I was having fun, I told her he party was one of the best parties I ever attended, little did I know she was planning something evil for me. After like two hours, one of her cousins rushed downstairs and told the dj to stop the music. He said his wristwatch and a packet of money was missing from his bedroom and he’s sure someone present at the party took it. Suddenly, my friend suggested they checked everyone’s bags, everyone agreed to it. My friend went upstairs to bring our bags and they started checking. They already checked like 7 bags then finally got to mine, lo and behold, the missing items were in my bag. I froze and looked very confused. I had never stolen anything in my life. My friend looked at me in disgust and said she was ashamed. That how could I embarrass her that much. Her cousins insulted me and called me names that a fine girl like me stealing, what a shame. I went to urinate at some point so they all concluded that was when I stole the items. The only person that was neutral was Deji, the guy I was vibing with. He said something wasn’t right that they should check the cctv.

@RedPilledNurse ???

Kenneka Jenkins was found deceased in a hotel freezer with alcohol and seizure meds (that she doesn’t take) in her system. The hotel her body was discovered in, was owned by Bill Murray, who is Selena Gomez's uncle. Selena received a kidney transplant 4 days later. Kenneka’s mom received a 3.4 million dollar settlement. Also, someone found a 2017 email in the files that says he’s diecided on Selena Gomez" The same year Selena supposedly got switched. 🤯

@_olu_wa_seun Stop creeping

Call me weird but i once broke up with a girl because she doesn’t have a smell. Not body odor, I mean that natural, particular smell women tend to have. And I’m not talking about the smell from body wash, perfume, or deodorant. This girl just don’t have the scent. At first, I thought maybe I just hadn’t gotten close enough to her while we were still talking, so I chilled and didn’t rush it. I didn’t want to seem creepy by getting too close too soon. But fast forward to when we started dating and she came to visit. I finally got close, and still nothing. We hugged… nothing. I even took her for a walk to my street junction on foot so she could get warm and sweaty. Still nothing. Even when we made love, there was no scent. I repeat the process like twice, but still nothing. Anytime she visit and left, my skin didn’t smell like her. When I thought about her, there was no lingering trace of her in my memory. Everything just felt… off. So I lost interest and eventually ended it.

@DeltaNovedad Available

En el discord de Delta Force buscan jugadores del modo operaciones de PC o móvil para completar una entrevista y se les pagará $100 USD, es en inglés. Fecha: del 7 al 16 abril 2026 La entrevista es por Zoom (60–90 min) Tu opinión irá directo a los desarrolladores #DeltaForce

日本でみんなツイートしてるのってなんで？

@nocontextmemes 6

@sidney_sbm Stop creeping

Pls leave music and go into wet 3, you will go far more than Aisha and sephy

@Punter_win @Wizarab10 Stfu

@Wizarab10 This is not funny bro . The track might be what you needed most in your life to live purposefully. But to you it's just a track for cleaning your yansh. 242k excites you but eternal life na joke to you . On the last day, all of us go believe am wella

😂😂😂

@Lord_Ori_ Context

Being declared by the public as the face of African Casting is crazy😭😭😭😭…

@TheFigen_ APOCALYPTO?

An Australian woman quit her job and left everything behind to pursue a romance with an indigenous man in the Amazon.

@oliver_drk We'll wait it out

The first 95 million PS5 owners dodged a bullet.

@Victorolamide13 No forgiveness?

I just came across a guy that came into the uk in January on student visa, he has been given 1 month to leave the country, because he did over 40hrs of work 😩, why would someone do that, after all the money spent. Been telling my friend, please don't do anything that is against the rule, it's not worth it.

@nekekings1 @ChuksEricE Once upon a time in ShopRite at Alausa , one certain guy drew someone's portrait under 25mins while kneeling down

@ChuksEricE You want to tell me this guy did this within minutes? Cus it’s hard to believe oo

This sketch artist visited a restaurant and noticed a girl frowning while attending to a customer, so he decided to draw her with that same angry expression, wait for her reactions ♥️🥹😂

@Joe__Bassey Unc like 💀👀

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@BlessedGirl001 🧢🧢🧢🧢

In Okija, they'll carry your matter to Alusi. The Staff of that shrine will appear in front of your house. If you refused to come and answer to your quarry at the shrine You will be alive but your body will start decaying from the inside out, till you die. When you eventually die, your corpse belongs to the deity, Upon your burial, your people must not bury your corpse If they do, EVERYBODY in that household will die one by one. The corpse belongs to the deity that unalive the person it will remain in the shrine uncovered. If Ochanyan's people carries this matter to Okija shrine. It is over for Winifred's father and brother. Alusi Okija is very much active for justice & fairness. — So I was told.

@nikitabier Is this handle a male?

The Internet was a mistake