Txitter is dead

@duonine @ix_zixi You don’t scrape your tongue??? That’s disgusting. I bet you never floss too. Your breath most be unbearable. People were standing 6 ft away from you decades before Covid

Many men on this app need this 👇 (Pro tip: Minoxidil and Finasteride help with hair loss)

Not scary at all 🙄

@CharlyOnTV @realDonaldTrump Cum twat says what now?

22-years after 9/11, and Joe Biden becomes the first president not to honor victims in New York, Virginia or Pennsylvania. Meanwhile, @realDonaldTrump, was on the ground on 9/11 with a small army to help.

@Olivia_Knot Everything I don’t like is FAKE!!!! You’re a cum-twat

Ermmmm this is fake

@PopBase Molly Ringwald on the right?!??

Kylie Jenner and Timothée Chalamet at the US Open.

@notcapnamerica Satire is dead. Twitter killed satire

Maybe I’m the stupid one — but I don’t understand what “filling this ocean with land” means. 😐

@Animatorsrule @GuyWhoConquers Did you mean Kimmel?

16 former employees describe ‘THE TONIGHT SHOW’ as a “pretty glum atmosphere” where they were belittled & intimidated by their bosses, including Jimmy Fallon. Employees said they were afraid of Fallon’s “outbursts” & his erratic behavior. (Source: rollingstone.com/tv-movies/tv-m…)

Twitter tells me this tweet doesn't violate any of its policies. What do you think?

@MindyBeeArt @KTenpas @sheologian 💯

@ask_aubry The way I gasped

Pedos are way too comfortable out there.

@ask_aubry His collection he doesn’t want a gold digger to think they’re gonna get a piece

Nope!

@RightWingCope Because it accommodates a small penis. That’s how he knows

What did they mean by this?

a fucked up scary thing about older christians is how a lot of them truly, deeply believe their big emotions and strong opinions come directly from god when they actually came from lead poisoning.

@milanicosmetics biography.com/history-cultur…

Shout out to all the inspirational, powerful women in our lives! Happy Women’s Equality Day today, and everyday✊💁‍♀️💖 #milani #milanicosmetics #crueltyfree #beauty #WomensEqualityDay

@MindyDavies_ @milanicosmetics Coco Chanel was a literal Nazi you twat waffle biography.com/history-cultur…

@milanicosmetics #ThankYouMilani you act with integrity and only quote those with morals, and class. Well done. Woman’s Equality Day is so important!

@jonnyRevv @docfestnola @RhymeWreckah @jemelehill So you are racist AND you have no value. Got it. Carry on

@docfestnola @RhymeWreckah @jemelehill My value is pointing out that this conversation is stupid and race is stupid. Carry on

Please note the Jacksonville gunman was in his early 20s. Implying that racism will simply evaporate after a certain generation is foolish and naive. It also absolves people from having to do any real work. Racism + white supremacy are thriving problems in our society that are not limited to age or generation.

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