stepmom

one day you will unknowingly pose for a picture they’ll use at your funeral

@Iam_AetherGirl Kahan se mil jate hai yaar tumlog ko aise bhikmange

That's why I haven't dated anyone in the last 2 years. 😭😭

@soridhiculous 4 chairs hai same colour coffee brown aur ek bar table hai par mere ghar par bar nahi hai fir bhi meri maa ne kharidi hai vo thodi fancy kisam ki lady hai meri mummy ji isiliye

tum logo ke ghar pe kitni chairs hai aur konse colour ki kya saari chairs same hai ya alag alag

@kalshitkalshi Personal hore ho pk bhau

the most annoying girl u know thinks she’s geet from jab we met.

@ifwmilkcake Mujhe bhi

mujhe mardo koi

@kratexmusic ✌

can we assemble all marathi people on X in this thread?

Kissy missy yaraa layi masakara akhiyaan lagayi rkhnaa

@omnirodent Pinterest

since instagram is not a serious app for posting pictures anymore, where do people who just wanna create and post nice pictures go

Baarish ka wait hora hai mera bheegneka plan hai

Main vapas aunga dekhni hai

Aisa dress kahan milega??

@dillidallying Keyboard pe ungliya marna

Avg conversation in your twenties

there 👏 is 👏 no 👏 water 👏 in 👏 mumbai 👏 anymore 👏👏👏

I was genuinely stupid enough to think it might work out for me this time but why would I think thatttttytt like why would I. Why in the world would I do that

Why does one good day have to be followed by 10 bad days

what doesn't kill you becomes a poem in your notes app

u dont know how terrible it is inside my head