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The real superteam

Our bitchass season peaked 30 minutes in

fathers really get praised for the bare minimum

Greatest PL player of all time and comfortably top 3 of his generation. The only thing that ever held him back wasn’t football ability... it was nationality and narrative. He’s genuinely the most lied about footballer in modern history.

Nine-season wonder 👑 @LFC | @MoSalah

Thank you Anfield for this incredible first year. Thank you for the love and support throughout the season, just like you’re still showing me today… I can’t wait to be back among y’all A special and heartfelt thought for my partner the legend himself @MohamedSalah Thank you for the all good advices, you are the example to follow here. Wishing the best to my guy Andrew Robertson, your character will be missed ❤️…

No speech, no personalised gift but here have the same plaque we’ve gave out for the past 3 years and try to endure Hughes’ breath whilst you pose for a picture 👍🏻

23/24 Salah kills me 🤣😭

guys think i have any will to live after seeing this picture 😂😂😂✌🏾✌🏾✌🏾

Lmao. Zero connection to the fans to the players. To everything. Just an awful awful emotionless statue. Like an evil spirit. Terrible guy. For a club that prides itself on emotions and connections, I can’t believe we’re actually staying with such a soulless man as coach. Ew.

bye liverpool 25/26

arne slot you will be dealt with i just don’t know how or when yet but #trustme it’s coming nobody fucks with my close personal friend mohamed salah like that and walks away from it

And suddenly there's no more opening week goals, no more golden boot runs, no more goals every week, no more Ballon D'OR shouts, Goodbye Salah thank you for changing our lives

one last sujood in anfield as a liverpool player🥹❤️

mohamed salah were you silent or silenced?

😭♥️♾️

Conquered it all.

Football data editor at Opta, @michael_reid11: "We obviously have data for all the Premier League era, so from 1992-93 onwards, but Salah's records were so ridiculous that we realised we had to go beyond that. The amount of times we were doing stats and you'd try to put other players up on a leaderboard but Salah would be just there ahead of them. It would be just impossible to get a table where Salah wasn't above this player because he was so multifaceted. What we tried to do was get maybe two or three Salah records or stats lined up before every game. He got to a point where every time he gets a goal or assist, there's some sort of record he's breaking."

A person who means so much to so many. Thank you for everything, Robbo ❤️

If Van Gogh was still alive he’d cut his other fuckin ear off listening to Arne Slot!

Mohamed Salah on what Liverpool means to him and his family: “Everything. Like, literally everything. The club means everything. The people mean everything, the city means everything. I will always love this club. I will always support it. “My kids will always support it and even when I talk to them now, I tell them like, we’re leaving Liverpool, they say, ‘Well, we’re going to support the club even when you leave.’ “I say, ‘We’re not going to support my new club?’ They say, ‘No, we love Liverpool. We’re going to support Liverpool. We’re not going to support anything else.’ “I say, ‘OK, fine.’” ❤️