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BREAKING: The Texas televangelist who claimed God is using the Iran War to begin the Biblical Apocalypse and Rapture up all the Christians to Heaven on Trump's birthday this June 14th because Trump is the "2nd Messiah" just got arrested for cooking meth in his church basement.

I have a unique opportunity to choose my next land-lord.. .

Mathematics is no longer compulsory for university admission in many courses across Nigeria - JAMB

me : halfway through wax session client : please stop, I’m no more doing me : ma, we’re almost done client: aunty I say stop nau, shey obo yin ni 😭😭😭

Men buying clothes they want to see you in is one of my favourite gestures.

Still bothers me how women have so many clothes. Them go leave like 25 of their clothes for your house and them go still dey function normally. If drycleaner carry 25 of my clothes I'm one weekend away from nakedness.

Aunty Maggieeeee!!!!!!! Dayummmm🥰🥰🥰🥰 See, on your own mandate is where me i stand. Just take a took!!!!! I meannnnnnnnnnnnn!!!!!!!!!!😍😍😍😍

You have 2 children, a girl named Olive, a boy named Oliver. You find out a third child is on the way, what do you name the third child?

Hodinkee offering what feels like the most educated guess on what this Swatch AP collaboration is going to look like. Highly likely that tons of people are camping out for six days to buy a $500 Royal Oak pocket watch attached to some plastic beads.

I’m not joking, people are broke that have never been broke. It’s so crazy.