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@HughWoozencroft @JimJFairburn Zero? Look again

@JimJFairburn More than zero, yep. The editorial staff for a show funded by all UK TV licence payers and actors on a advert are not comparable in any way

Not to detract from Carol being an absolute star because she is but wow, that is a very, very striking image of a production that's meant to represent the entire country.

@Tuttlebees @SebastianEPayne @CitySamuel It's all they can find. Time after time. Even when it's nonsense

@SebastianEPayne @CitySamuel Really…she rolled out the old trope about covid vaccines again!

Couldn't agree more with @CitySamuel today - I too was a reluctant Remainer, but everything that has happened since confirms we made the right decision to Leave. Exiting the EU is a prerequisite for any national revival thetimes.com/comment/column…

Loving the AF creativity today!

@Tess_invests Good grief!

Lounge has reopened at King’s Cross. It’s very floral.

Yet another candidate who is not representative of the area they are standing in. A fairly common theme it appears with Reform

"'River of raw sewage' pours down UK street with 'biohazard' faeces flooding road and path." First it was Horbury in Yorkshire, then Margate in Kent, now Stoke-on-Trent in Staffordshire, is there a single stretch of the sewage system anywhere in the country operating as expected? mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/r…

Reform UK’s candidate Anas Huggan is actually Anas El-Hamri. This isn’t the first time he’s deleted a Twitter account. He had one under his previous name that he swiftly deleted when we exposed him as a Britain First supporter. Great vetting again @reformparty_uk. x.com/reformexposed/…

@NoContextBrits My parents both taught at Penistone Grammar when we lived in Lepton, just outside Huddersfield. One of Dad’s alumni is the actor Paul Copley. One of life’s useless facts.

How do you pronounce this?

@LovethW13893 @Peston It’s the 20 or so SCG members. Lewis et al Nothing new to see here. Usual suspects No idea why they don’t pop off to Your Party, other than the fact they’d get no airtime at all if they were part of a minority group

@Peston Name the Labour MPs then, go on. Or is this just another Peston special: big on gossip and political fantasy, short on actual evidence? ITV must be paying you well if gossip storytelling’s now your job. Right now, it’s more blue-tick clickbait.

Rebel MPs who want Starmer removed are feeling tactically outmaneuvered. If they are minded to launch a coup after potential Labour humiliation in 7 May elections, their ability to organise will be hugely constrained — because the Commons will not be sitting till the King reopens parliament on 13 May and announces Starmer’s new legislative programme. Would any fury and desire for vengeance against the PM be sustained for more than four days, when MPs will be in their constituencies, rather than plotting and winding themselves up in the corridors of Westminster? And would any wannabe prime minister risk looking treacherous, just as Starmer is received the imprimatur of the monarch for putative national renewal? “I honestly can’t see any route to replacing Keir,” said one MP who would like to see him go. For Rayner, Streeting and Burnham, the game has become a longer one

I note we have started the 6-week time of the year when butter can be used from the butter dish without either needing a sledgehammer or a spoon…. #spring

Beware this phone number +44 7830 343568 this is from Amazon about an order for an iPhone 16 do you wish to proceed? In fact it’s a fake and will try to reel you in and steal money.

I made a rare appearance in Parliament today, but only so I could stage a walk out to make sure all the attention was on me. #pmqs

@DunbarNews @PhillipaAshley This makes me VERY happy!

Jesus, Joseph and Mary and the wee donkey… #LineOfDuty Series 7 officially began filming yesterday!

25 March is Hilaria, the Roman festival of joy, honouring Cybele, Mother of the Gods, and celebrating the triumph of light after the spring equinox. As sap rose and buds unfurled, Romans rejoiced in spring’s return—winter’s death giving way to new life. A sacred day of renewal.

World champions, record breakers, incredible athletes and role models for a generation. Wigan, Leigh and Atherton are celebrating again tonight @JoPlattLeigh 🥇

China is using folding mobile photovoltaic power stations, long strips of solar panels that unfold to quickly generate electricity, bringing clean power to construction sites, disaster zones, and remote areas.

@archer_rs Tice never had residence there so his position is unchanged Izzy's will depend on how long she stays No immediate issue

Is anybody looking into the tax position of Isabel Oakshot and Richard Tice now they have fled Dubai and are back living in the UK? gov.uk/tax-return-uk

While the world’s attention has been on Iran and the Gulf, Ukraine has been quietly cutting away at Russia’s control over eastern Ukraine. In the last three weeks Ukraine has won back an area of more than 300 square miles.

@HLTCO Good to see him starting to have a real impact at Arsenal now

That’s a proper, proper hit from Ebere Eze.