Aj Faji

@CooneyOrDie Travolta stay working

Congratulations to me on my first advertising campaign!

Delayed Eze deal until he denied Liverpool the Community Shield and Chelsea two points, giving Tottenham hope in the process only to snatch it at the death. Wenger’s student has done it again!!!

Mom woke me to go to church. She didn't like my pace. I look over to her prayer journal mid service: -Pray for Iran -Ajibola's tardiness ...I'm Ajibola #choniclesofanigerianson

Y I love my Mom, but don't like staying with her: "I left for the day. I'll be back at 7. There's 1 key. Choose wisely. " (It's 8am)

@CooneyOrDie U can't rate greatness

Help me settle a debate I’ve been having with the bros, which is the better comedy special?

U think contractors ever get punished? I'd say go to hell, but that feel like a work from home

These folks getting their Game of Thrones on...well done #TheLastOfUs

Someone is gonna put Micah in Jail 😂 #ChampionsLeague

Squeeky bum time. Let's go GUNNERS

Why are Filipinos such murderers at karaoke?! 🤯

@elonmusk Imagine getting soap boxed on unfair representation by a white African

Wow

@elonmusk You're right. No black/brown characters have ever been portrayed white..."Get outta here Jesus, I'm tryna make a point"

Shorty said it's rude when you go deep. "It offends me." Hollywood really is a real nigga twilight zone 🤦🏾‍♂️

Girl I dated got pulled by her braids by a nicca tryna talk to her. I checked dude. Then asked what she'd do if I wasn't there. She said she'd have gone for it if cute. Analysis: SHOOT ALL SHOTS BRETHREN

Nothing is more refreshing than when someone tells me I speak good English. Ah, feels good to be back in Iowa #desmoines #Naija

It's too cold to be un-cuffed

what a time to be alive #shoplift

Careful what buildings you visit in Canada 👷🏻🙅 #crowdwork #standup #construction

I promise, I would've won back home #roast #battle #Village #version

@Thedukeistheman 😂👍🏾

@ajfaji LOL you know every single human where you were born and live? LOL i've seen persons with there homes bombed claim "god doesn't exist"

Atheism is a priveledge of the 1st world. It's so easy to not believe in God on a full stomach. "Who is God?" God is lunch my nicca