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@masterchefngr By the way, I love @ChefStoneX , I've admired his work and one day hope to bake a mufffin in his kitchen!! Lol

An empty plate in the MasterChef kitchen? 👀 MasterChef 101: No matter what happens, your dish must make it to the plate. 🍽️ 🔥 MasterChef Nigeria S1 shows Sundays, 7PM on AM Showcase and AM Family! #MasterChefNigeria #MasterChefNG

@masterchefngr I think since Pearl didnt deliver a dish, she would have sufficed for the day's elimination. Lets be seeing. Ive watched all episodes of @masterchefau and @masterchefusa so I'm just seeing how my country would impress me. Lol

@masterchefngr Episode 1, elimination,episode 2 elimination. These guys are not having any fun at all.

MasterChef Nigeria Season 1, Episode 2 is live now on Africa Magic Showcase & Africa Magic Family on DStv and GOtv Stream! 🔥Tune in now and catch all the heat, drama, and top-tier culinary skills as it unfolds. Don’t miss a moment!!👀 #MasterchefNigeriaSeason1 #masterchefng

@netflix hello I paused my account to resume on the 28th of March but was billed and money deducted from my account today 9th of March. This is not the first time it is happening. Please rectify and refund my money. My account is still paused.

@NetflixNaija hello, I paused my account to resume watching on the 28th of March but money was deducted today March 9th from my account. This is not the first time this is happening. Please rectify and refund my money.

@KeruboSk Very rude of her

I went to the supermarket looking rough. No makeup, oversized hoodie, slippers… just vibes. I was only there to buy snacks and disappear. So I’m at the counter and the cashier starts scanning my things slowly like she’s counting my sins. Then she looks at my basket and says loudly, “Hmm… you people love expensive things.” YOU PEOPLE?? I smiled and said, “Sorry?” She repeated it louder. “This chocolate is expensive. People should learn to budget.” Mind you, it was ONE chocolate bar. The line behind me got quiet. Everyone was listening like it was a podcast. Then she said, “Are you sure you can pay?” That one hit my soul. I didn’t argue. I didn’t react. I just pulled out my card and tapped it. It went through immediately. She suddenly changed. “Oh sorry madam, have a nice day.” Madam?? Now I’m madam because my money works? I took my receipt, smiled sweetly and said, “Next time, scan faster. Your jealousy is delaying the line.” The people behind me laughed. She didn’t even look up again.

@fairmoney_ng hi. Your app has been down a few days now. Please help.

Little girl draws a sketch of her missing dad and the news anchors had no idea that the sketch looked exactly like her actual dad when shown the update …. 😂😂I’m crying I’m laughing so hard.

@MrPitbull07 God bless the police officer ♥️

2 a.m., a 13-year-old boy in South Carolina picked up the phone and dialed 911. But it wasn’t for a fire, a robbery, or an emergency like you’d expect. He told the dispatcher, “I’m tired of sleeping on the floor.” Let that sink in. In one of the richest countries on earth, a child’s “emergency” was not having a bed. When Officer Gaetano Acerra responded, he thought it was a prank—or maybe something minor. But what he walked into crushed him. Bare walls. No furniture. No decorations. Just a deflated air mattress in the corner and a boy sitting there, exhausted, slumped over like life had already beaten him down at 13 years old. The boy’s grandmother, who loved him, simply couldn’t afford more than the basics: food and rent. Survival, not comfort. And yet this child still had the courage to call 911—not for money, not for toys—but just for a chance to feel like he mattered. Most officers would have filed a report and moved on. But Acerra couldn’t shake the image of that room out of his mind. Three days later, he came back—not with paperwork, but with a truck full of furniture. A bed with fresh sheets. A desk and chair for homework. Lamps, decorations, and even a Nintendo Wii. The boy’s face when he saw his new room? Pure joy. His four bare walls turned into a sanctuary. For the first time, he felt like he mattered. And here’s the part that should make every single one of us think: it didn’t take a millionaire, a celebrity, or the government to fix this. It took one cop who cared enough to do something. Officer Acerra said it best: “Sometimes you just know what’s right.”

@MrPitbull07 Hallelujah!!

For nine months, my wife, Brooklyn, carried our baby boy. And for nine months, we lived in a place between hope and heartbreak. Early in the pregnancy, we learned something was terribly wrong. Around the three- to four-month mark, doctors told us our son had severe hydrocephalus — fluid building so rapidly in his brain that it pushed everything aside. They used to call it “water on the brain,” but the simplicity of the name didn’t soften the reality. We were eventually referred to Cincinnati Children’s Hospital, where some of the best fetal specialists in the country met with us. And they gave us the kind of news no parent is ever prepared to hear. His condition was so severe, so extreme, that they stopped measuring. There was no point, they said. The MRI images were devastating. We were told there was a greater than 90% chance our son would either: • Die shortly after birth, or • Survive with such profound cognitive impairment that life — real life — would not be possible. We sat through meetings no parent should ever sit through. Conversations about breathing tubes. About how long to try. About the moment we might have to make the decision to let him go. Brooklyn moved to Cincinnati to be close to the hospital. I drove back and forth — working, caring for our daughters Sophie and Lily, and trying to keep our home standing while our world felt like it was falling apart. Then came July 8th. Just 15 minutes before Brooklyn’s C-section, we sat with doctors again and discussed when — not if — we might have to remove life support and let our son go to heaven. I don’t have words for that kind of pain. And then — Charlie Edward Schnarr entered this world crying. A strong, loud, defiant cry. The most beautiful sound I have ever heard. He stayed in the NICU until yesterday… and now we are home. Together. Holding him. Loving him. Watching him breathe. Watching him live. He has mild ventricular enlargement we will keep an eye on — but otherwise? He is thriving. Eating. Wiggling. Yawning. Gripping our fingers. Looking around at a world that was never supposed to be his. The doctors have no explanation. They said his brain somehow cleared the blockage on its own — something none of them have seen in a case this severe. The word that kept echoing through the NICU from seasoned nurses and top specialists was the same: “Miracle.” “Divine intervention.” They said it. Not us. We know thousands of people — family, friends, coworkers, strangers — were praying for our son. I believe with everything in me that God heard those prayers. That He placed His hand on Charlie. That He said, not this one. I will spend the rest of my life thanking Him. To every person who prayed for us — every text, every message, every whispered intention — thank you. You carried us when we were too exhausted to carry ourselves. Prayer is real. God is real. And miracles… they still happen. With a full and grateful heart, —Nick

@fidelitybankplc hello I made a payment for buypower some days back, was debuted but never got the units til date. Need help. Thank you.

@koinoniaeni Happy birthday mama. ❤️❤️❤️❤️

HAPPY BIRTHDAY to our dearly beloved Mama — Mummy Apostle! “The Lord shall increase you more and more, you and your children. Ye are blessed of the Lord which made heaven and earth.” — Psalm 115:14–15 (KJV) Today, the entire Koinonia Global family rises with joy and heartfelt gratitude to celebrate the priceless gift that you are to us. You are a woman of unwavering faith, relentless strength, and unspeakable love — chosen by God to nurture and release greatness into the world. Through your quiet sacrifices, fervent prayers, and unwavering support, you have not only raised our father, Apostle Joshua Selman, but have also impacted multitudes across the nations. Your life is a testimony of grace, humility, and the enduring love of Christ. Truly, you embody the heart of a mother to us all. Mama, we honor you for the seeds you have sown in tears and in joy, seeds that continue to bear fruit in lives and generations yet to come. You are a pillar of strength, a fountain of wisdom, and a reflection of God’s tenderness. As you step into this new season, may the Lord clothe you with fresh oil and strength. May your days be long, filled with peace, joy, divine health, and the fullness of His blessings. You shall continually rejoice over the works of your hands, and your light will shine ever brighter. Happy Birthday, Mummy Apostle! We love and celebrate you today and always. #KoinoniaGlobal

Ever felt like you were so busy living one aspect of life that the other sides just didn't wait for you? Sigh

On being a mom... Consistency Tenacity Firmness Unflinching resolve Not losing your cool (most of the time) Love Faith Hope

I'm lucky to still have both mom and grandma alive.

As far back as I can remember, my mom was a soft spoken gentle lady who loved fine things. One of the things she did and which sparked and interest in me was her love for baking and cooking. When I was in college, I helped her ice a cake or two...

She was always giving someone something, making food or gathering foodstuff to give or clothes for a needy person. That's the way her mom is too, so she learnt it from her obviously. Nothing creates a more indelible impression than being loving.

@koinoniaeni Amen!!

I declare over you: You shall not die! In the second half of this year, we refuse to bury you! We forbid the grave from receiving your body! If the plane will crash, you won’t board it. If the car will wreck, you won’t be in it. If the boat will sink, you won’t be there, and if you're there, it shall not sinK, in Jesus Christ's name! Everyone who has plotted evil against you, may their plans backfire, and their wickedness return upon their own heads, in the name of Jesus Christ! #PropheticDeclarations #ApostleJoshuaSelman #June2025MiracleService #KoinoniaAbuja #KoinoniaGlobal

@koinoniaeni Amennn

For every gentleman: June, July, and August shall be strange months of establishment for you. May God establish you maritally, financially, in ministry, and in business, in the name of Jesus. Wherever you may have lost your glory, lost things, lost your place, in the same way the hair of Samson grew back, in the name of Jesus, may The Restorer restore you now! #PropheticDeclaration #ApostleJoshuaSelman #TheGraceForVisibility #AccessingTheHearYeHimAnointing #KoinoniaAbuja #KoinoniaGlobal

@channelstv hi. Your news bar is always covering your graphs so we can't read it completely.