abe

i mean this is so obviously true. he’s not 2 or 3 either.

Cowboys HC Brian Schottenheimer on goals for next season: "Super Bowl LXI. February 14, 2027. That's where we plan on being." (via @jonmachota)

@Zirksee what are you seeing?

I’ve been awake for 7 hours already, cashed a UFC pick for copiers, consumed 6 beverages, and watched an amazing UFC card. I think the only logical step from here is to go eat lunch and see a movie with the lady then pass out this afternoon.

noooo please don’t sign dono pleaseeeee god nooooo

@JasonHewitt50 checked the score after seeing this tweet… man.

Good season, Hawks! Can’t wait until the draft 😭

@Zirksee so glad none of your picks included that game lol

Atlanta is getting absolutely BELTED on national TV right now

fairs demon

baseball team is an organizational joke + ultraracist hockey team getting first rounded NBA team traded Luka Doncic and is run by the IDF WNBA team making decisions based on Instagram followers and sponsorships the Dallas Cowboys who on Earth has it worse than me

Year one matched the noise.

@jamalmashburn yo

@Rob_Longo coop has 1 ROTY award, kon has none. i’ll leave it at that.

Cooper Flagg averaged 21 ppg. on 17 FG attempts on average on a team that was 30 games below .500 with the second leading scorer being *checks notes* Naji Marshall. Kon averaged 18 ppg. on 13.4 FG attempts on average and led the league in made 3s. I’ll leave it at that.

Rookie of the year!!! Congrats @Cooper_Flagg

if you didn’t suffer through close to 82 games of the 2025-2026 Dallas Mavericks i really dgaf if you think Coop wasn’t the ROY

@Out_of_Hornets talk about back tracking

Should've been co rookie but its whatever, we move

Cooper Flagg is your 2026 ROTY!

@TheCoolKid_LB @SleeperHornets @ShamsCharania @SleeperMaverick @Sleeper_Hoops LOLLLL

@SleeperHornets @ShamsCharania @SleeperMaverick @Sleeper_Hoops #KONGOTROBBED !!! 😡😡😡😡

BREAKING: Kon Knueppel finishes 2nd to Cooper Flagg in the Rookie of The Year voting, per @ShamsCharania 💔💔💔

@dylanshanklin @SleeperHornets @ShamsCharania @SleeperMaverick @Sleeper_Hoops tears ☠️☠️☠️

@SleeperHornets @ShamsCharania @SleeperMaverick @Sleeper_Hoops ROBBERY!

@unitedroaddddd @SleeperHornets @ShamsCharania @SleeperMaverick @Sleeper_Hoops lol nah

@SleeperHornets @ShamsCharania @SleeperMaverick @Sleeper_Hoops Should have been Co-winners. That would have been perfect

ROTY IN THIS HOUSE WE STAND FOR THE FLAGG