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#COVID19 got you stuck in the house with nothing to do? Have you already burned through your Netflix list? Thinking an audiobook might hit the spot? Infinitum One: Origin may be just what the doctor ordered! adbl.co/2Z6h7CF

Award Bob Mortimer a knighthood - Sign the Petition! c.org/jY9GbrrqbB via @CdnChange

@Wisdom_HQ You get that it’s up to the employers to pay their employees, right. Like… another word for “tip” is gratuity, which stems from the Latin “gratuitus” (meaning “voluntary”). Fix your system before calling me out for not paying your wage.

Is this right?

@mungkinpentingg I wanna know what happens when he turns on the light trail.

WAITT..how does he stop at a traffic light, for example? as it's can't put your leg out for a support

@MarkJCarney Disappointed that #Canada abstained on the #UN resolution about #slavery (though at least we didn’t vote against it like the #US and #Israel)

@benpva16 HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN PLANNING THIS YOU BEAUTIFUL BASTARD?

How I love the Internet, the only place I know of where you get a notification that someone liked a comment you made 3 years ago.

@SkPC2k @MindHealthMaker @Mishi_2210 That’s what I did, though @MindHealthMaker’s solution is way more mathematically elegant.

@ajollynerd @MindHealthMaker @Mishi_2210 Just add 8 then double from there

@MindHealthMaker @Mishi_2210 I got the same, but differently. 7+(8*1)=15 15+(8*2)=31 31+(16*2)=63 63+(32*2)=127

@Mishi_2210 Look at the pattern step by step: 7, 15, 31, 63 Each time: Multiply by 2, then add 1 7 × 2 = 14, +1 = 15 15 × 2 = 30, +1 = 31 31 × 2 = 62, +1 = 63 Now continue: 63 × 2 = 126, +1 = 127 Answer: 127

Deep Thought of the Day: “There’s a lot of trash cans in the world, and not all of them will have a half a banana.” - Mike Heck, The Middle

@TaraSlone It turns out Canada’s geese are roughly the same size as flamingos, so 14 murder chickens.

Can someone translate this into a Canadian measurement for me please?

@politicalmath Avatar?

Finished watching Gravity Falls and Over the Garden Wall with my kids (15, 13, 10) and they want "moar of that". I need suggestions. They have rejected Animaniacs and Rocky and Bullwinkle.

My #hottake on the #US men’s #hockey team beating #canada? Even a blind squirrel will find a nut every once in a while. Enjoy the win, guys. It might be a while before the next one. #Olympics2026

@ThatEricAlper Three-way tie: Barney Miller, Night Court, and Taxi.

What's the best TV theme song of all time?

Fuck Donld Trump #RacistInChief

Also, my favourite #CatherineOhara role is Aunt Edith, same movie.

Just realized my favourite @MAURICELAMARCHE role was the sailor from Rock & Rule.

@kendalljayyzhxu 7581

99.9% will fail..!! Tell me the number that is bigger than this..??

@theamelia__ Help him pack?

@Ashlley_grace_ Quick! Someone look this up!

Hard challenge! Prove me wrong..

@AbidkingB 51181

@Romi2656 Sorry, but sadly I have to say on this Saturday (nearly Sunday!) that you are in a sticky situation. Silly!

No word starts with ' S ends with 'Y Prove me wrong????