animated character with a jack-o-lantern head

procrastinated a bit at work by logging into twitter and was immediately hit with an uncensored picture of a dick. message received, I'll go back to sending my stupid little emails or whatever

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I <3 schenkerian analysis

@PenjaminBenwell And there are so many different kinds! Plus, it's hard to go wrong with something called Devil's Ivy

@PenjaminBenwell Snake plant and pothos

@raymondnomyar fun fact - the first time I saw John Wick I thought I was seeing constantine and turned to my buddy like 45 min into the movie and asked "so when do the demons show up"

they're not wrong #horror

@garbagefireboy how is that even possible. Argyle is the world's chillest ride or die

just found out people hate the one single latino character in stranger things for being hot and funny and having the best hair on the entire show 💅🏼 if you hate argyle, fuck you 💜

now, we can hardly call snider a bastion of the left, but it's still funny as shit

having fun watching dee snider uphold the time-honored tradition of rockers blasting the shit out of conservatives using classic rock anthems for campaign events.

Cleaning my desktop and completely forgot to post the stupidest thing I ever made.

i'll just go into the guitar shop while I wait for the vet to finish up with Elle. whats the worst that could happen?

everyone stop what you're doing and go plonk yourself in a river

@vampiresquidds Did you ever listen to Old Gods of Appalachia? Because 10/10 southern gothic spooky

horror fans are like "feelin kinda down might go watch Slumber Party Death Splatter 4: The Disembowelment 😔"

the most attractive quality in a person is their ability to commit to a bit

@VacayHannahBaby @VacayHannahBaby oh wait I missed the deadline - next time!

hope y'all are ready to enjoy your dead women and unwanted kids!