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@shezzzz_weird @CorneliusYahay3 🤣🤣🤣

Shishi you no go see ooo okomi

@Fancyfoodmart You did well girl na useless people them be

I remember this guy I dated back then The first time I visited their house,it was a Saturday and his mom was washing clothes downstairs After sitting for a while,I felt uncomfortable and decided to go help her Mind you,I have never liked washing clothes so even as a student,I pay someone to wash my clothes But make dem no say this one no get home training,I went to meet help and offered to help She didn’t even say “ah my darling don’t worry” She left it immediately like she’s been expecting me to come ask😭 Oya no lele,I dey wash am About 30 minutes later when I was happy that I’m almost done,she brought their curtains and bedsheets 😩 I wan craze😳😭 I immediately rinsed my hands and took an excuse to go drink water inside cos the sun was so scorching Omoh naso I entered their sitting room,carried my bag handbag,mo de ya danu😂 My mama sef no dey pack bedsheets and curtains gimme to wash for house E don tey wey my eyes don dey see sege for this relationship thing🤣😂

@MindOfHeadking Awon desperadoes 😁😁

30+ women are the easiest to fuck. Just tell them you’ll marry them. They’ll open their pussy faster.

@Amy_beke Did he poo in the food?

This is why I don’t eat at people’s houses 🤢

@eurofootcom Brilliant solo goal

🇧🇪💎 Absolutely 𝐈𝐍𝐂𝐑𝐄𝐃𝐈𝐁𝐋𝐄 goal from Ajax winger Mika Godts (20) 😳👏

@aas_ker Igbeaux

without drugs... what is the greatest weapon against anxiety and depression????

@Wumi_Toriola You be 1986/87 girl and you look way older older than your age don’t let anyone deceive you with any baby face talk

I saw people debating my age 😀😀😀😀 Nor be everyone ise de gbo oooo Na all my family get baby face 🤣🤣🤣 I finished sec school 2003 (i repeat o Do d maths 🤣🤣🤣 16 nor dey enter uni that time o😂😂

@MkoTheComedian Na lie beer parlour still Dey full

Country hard gan oooo People dey suffer

@Olaogun_ Ori e palasa yen

I will win the World Cup for the Super Eagles therefore becoming the first African nation to win it . Save the date 24/04/2026

@AsakyGRN Mumu man

“Up till now, I don't have any recent picture of my kids. When I ask their mom for new pictures, she refuses. I have my kids number and they read my messages, but they don't answer. They don’t answer my call either." — Ex Arsenal player, Emmanuel Eboue

@Olamide0fficial This big fuul

“I have been through a lot in the past 3 years, losing my friend and brother Mohbad really affected me in a lot of way. Music is what makes me sane now.” - Bella Shmurda

@Usmanashafe BBL

What’s the nickname of this actress? 🌚

@boye4christ2006 Must be able to endure your gutter behaviour with a 30k salary lol

Urgent Need of an Househelp My cousin is looking for a reliable and experienced househelp his parents in Lagos. Salary: ₦30,000 monthly Feeding: Two meals per day Location: Lagos Working Hours: 7:30 AM – 7:30 PM (Monday – Saturday) Requirements: •Must be 25 years and above •Minimum of OND qualifications and a lady preferably though guys can still apply. •Must be patient and able to endure •Hardworking and diligent •Respectful and well-mannered If you meet the above requirements and are interested, let me know in the CS, I’ll send you a DM.

@AsakyGRN Sapa wan unalive the boy

Popular internet sensation Segun Wire has resurfaced online, and many people are surprised by what he looks like now.

@dammy4trueluv 🤣🤣🤣

After eating your suya and drinking fanta alone in the bus, you now turn to ask me, Where are we? We are in Iran 🤣

@itz_taser They must chop nah

Jesus!!! There’s a prostituti0n pandemic in Lagos 💔💔

@Usmanashafe Life no smooth like that she fit don Dey relegation. Btw she was just average at the time so no need for the hype

God knows how big Bisi Komolafe would have become today 😢💔

@dammiedammie35 Guy man

“Except I Am Not Sent By God, The Next Seven Days Are Declared Days Of Judgment In Nigeria” - Bishop David Oyedepo

@TheeRealDavies What is that ?

Can I sit on your face darling?

@ObaDeleke Aje se

Why aren’t you sleeping? Money related?