Adam Banks

Whenever there’s a party holiday going on outside I stay in my apt like it’s the goddamned purge because my neighborhood is full of college kids and they’re terrifying

Happy spring from nyc

Goddammit I think Casey Neistat is snowboarding down my block again there’s no peace in this city

Can’t even imagine how many Subarus are gunna be parked in NYC for the next ten days until the snow melts

Just found out my annoyingly loud upstairs neighbor is a tiktoker and it all makes sense now

I’m sorry this is a really bad deal

I’m a regular at like four separate bodegas now idk if this is a good or bad thing it might be bad why do they all remember me

I always plan on sleeping on the plane but I also always sabotage myself by consuming 300mg of caffeine before the flight

Google maps is remarkably, chillingly accurate at knowing what time you’re going to arrive at your destination unless you decide to enter the state of New Jersey in literally any kind of vehicle

There’s a new show out called Adults that’s about young people living in NYC but it’s filled with Toronto-specific architecture and at a certain point I think it’s okay to just change the name of the city to match the tax incentive, guys

if you go to the real real bathroom there’s a tape playing in there that tells you how to pronounce all the brands you can’t afford and it’s humbling

Every year around this time I tell myself I’m gunna get into birdwatching and then all of a sudden it’s winter again

Whenever I hear that anyone ever is under the age of 30 I’m like “don’t tell me that”

the tax day screening of the accountant 2 is the can’t miss event of the year

My love language is screenshotting tweets and sending them to my twitter-less GF

A lady at an airport bar in Canada just said “For a country that’s so polite the weather was quite rude” and you know what? She’s not wrong

ngl dude I needed subtitles for nosferatu

Every few years or so I remember that the tv show Bloodline once existed and had three seasons

I think the funnest thing I’ve ever seen on reality TV is this guy on love is blind telling a sob story about a debilitating 20-ibuprofen-a-day pill addiction

Looked under the hood of my car the other day and the rats that sometimes live down there left me a few hersheys kisses wrappers to show me how much they love me anyways happy Valentine’s Day from NYC