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went to one daycare for 6 kids, left the daycare with zero therapy sessions bcs they all didn't show. FUCK THEM KIDS

nothing better than milk, except twin. Yup #ImGay

🛣️🌤️ #tifa

giggled

When your bf is actively tweaking out but you can’t stop serving

I can't do sit-ups. My massive dick gets in the way. #gross #sandy #yep

maybe... just maybe i should smile more?

staying up late taking pictures of myself bcs i look sexy

used boob tape for the first time in my life and I'm just glad that the girls are alright man

at this bday party and I regret it already

highkey need a new phone my camera is aaaaaaassssssssssssss bro

Tifa🐟🪼

wait had a pic taken of me yesterday and i looked good?

glad to have found out what kind of drunk i am. I just get soooo fuckin sleepy brah i sat in that chair and stared at the table for 20 minutes

he said shit like "damnnn" and that fucking kills me man like how do you expect me to react to that . He also asked if i hated him back in school because he was very obnoxious and he apologized for his behavior from 7 years ago 😭😭😭😭

met old classmate at party and he said stuff like "wow you've changed a lot" "you're very beautiful" "you must hear that very often" bleeeh bleeeh bleeeeh and he's the second guy to tell me to go out more to hear compliments in response to me saying i don't hear that often 😭😭😭

Me drunk lowkey

if i had just listened to her i would've just had vacation from the 25th to the 29th 😭 no bitch. now i'm off work from the 14th until june 1st. but i also have overworking hours or wtv and i think those are 23- so i will be gone on the 8th or 11th FUCK ALL OF YOU

cba typing all of it again so

my boss tried scamming me out of my holiday days bruh she can go kill herself