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Kell(e)y

@akelchan

love snarky twitter & escaped caged animals #JMUalum #GoHoos #GoHogs

📍Virginia ➡️ Arkansas 📍 Katılım Mayıs 2010
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Kell(e)y@akelchan·
The tug has to get a tow. Not how I envisioned the takeoff to the happiest place on Earth. 😂 #orlando #bwi
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Flying to the happiest place on Earth and these people look MISERABLE! 😂
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Me l, clutching my cheez-its but not being able to walk a straight line, tells you everything you need to know about how early this trip started. 😂
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Kell(e)y@akelchan·
Daughter just texted me from Daytona that she forgot a shoe. I offered to shoplift ONE SHOE. 😂 Menopause defense coming in hot.
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Maybe I’ve been drunk at 9:30 am it not on purpose. Until today. Lol!
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Karl Townes Van Zandt@Karl_Townes·
Portal season is the best because it’s all apart of “God’s Plan” to transfer every season.
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I’d buy a plane ticket to nowhere just to sit at a bar and people watch.
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Allison Bruhn
Allison Bruhn@stew2123·
Can we get just one burn it all down portal announcement? I want to read one that says, “I hate this school, this program, and this coach.”
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I just offered to shoplift a shoe because that sweet child in the pic forgot ONE SHOE for her HUGE dance weekend. 😂😂🤪🤪
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Double pours on the birthdaze 🥰
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Terrika
Terrika@SheKnowsSports·
Say what you want… Twitter is the only place I’d rather be when some shit pops off in a game 😂😂😂😂
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Somebody find this man & make him talk
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@Mallow_1111 That was a tough read, but thank you for sharing. I hope it makes a difference for someone that may be struggling.
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Marshmallow@Mallow_1111·
This was me hugging my big bro bye at the airport before he left for the Bambino World Series in Oakland. He hit a homer in their regionals to send them, which you can clearly see he was happy about in this article. I miss him so much! He died sixteen years ago, today. My only sibling. He suffered a lot with demons. They made him feel unworthy. If only he knew he was worthy of so many things. He was so smart! Should’ve been a contestant on Jeopardy, but instead, he got to be a contestant on Wheel Of Fortune. Imagine that. Made it to the final round, but couldn’t figure out the ‘In the kitchen’ puzzle… “Brownie Mix.” 🤣 He still walked away with over $17,000 that day. I was so proud! We all had a watch party when it came on. Definitely a funny feeling seeing him on TV talking to Pat Sajak. He was married and a father to a 5 yo boy, my sweet nephew. He had a degree in criminal justice and worked for the state. He was very passionate, which almost got him in some deep hot water by the government one day… another story. 😳 He was quick witted, funny, outgoing, strong and loved sports… The Chiefs, the Royals, the Hogs and yes, Auburn. He protected his friends and especially me. He loved me so much, even though I drove him crazy. Our relationship struggled early on, but we bonded when I was around 14-15 and we became very close. He wrote a poem about me. He and my dad had a way with words. Made me jealous, but I’m so grateful for that poem…. titled “My Girl.” I was his baby sister, although he told my mom to take me back and get a boy. 🤣 Anyway, enough rambling. My big brother took his life on this day in Fayetteville. He was on a work trip. I had just had Gracie a month before. He was helping me move and didn’t show up. He left out of town a day early. I wish I would’ve known. I never expected anything. He wasn’t showing any signs to me of a struggle, but I know he was. I feel guilt over not seeing his pain. My heart was broken that day. 💔 When I say to you guys that mental health matters, I’m not just saying it to say it. I’ve lived it. It’s a nightmare that never goes away. Please listen to me…. If any of you are ever struggling, know that I am here. I love you. Other people love you. You mean something to so many people, even if they don’t tell you. Reach out to your family, friends, coworkers, mental health crisis lines, your doctor or ME! I mean that!!! Seriously! You can also dial 988 on your phone to reach the Suicide Prevention Hotline. I love y’all. It’s going to be a great day. ♥️
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Kell(e)y@akelchan·
@4chyna @wahoocup Hahah!!! I don’t even know if my health (mental & physical) could handle another run like that one. 😆
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@akelchan @wahoocup You and me are the same 😂 This is one of many things I appreciate about you. It is better for me, and for probably everyone else, to NOT be around people during UVA games because I act a fool 😂🤣🤣
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