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“You know what’s written on your tombstone? If you were a great parent, and how long you lived. the rest is forgotten..” Choose wisely

The best album on earth #RIPNateDogg

@smokie001 @damben1 @Yellow_Lakes @toroskie ….

@damben1 @Yellow_Lakes @toroskie @akgage Before today, its history now. We now know what winning feels like. Can you say the same?

@toroskie @smokie001 @gen_oladiipo @damben1 🙋🏽‍♂️

@toroskie Salty? You wish. F**k you and them. Scuddermore’s

Ive been in jail already F**k em’

@toroskie @smokie001 Good effort.

@damben1 @BabaDeeSkippo Why you dey laugh? He no lie one bit… Damben wey dey laugh dey always fear if I dey when him woman dey around. “Gbade maa jabo” Na only jabo when I talk true or speak my mind Ode

@BabaDeeSkippo @akgage Lmao 🤣

Only @akgage can talk like this 😀😀 @damben1

Rubbish Despite being the best 1v1 player, where does he fit? What leadership will he provide? Hook up babes for the camp?? 😂 I want him to shut me up and add a star to the CBF logo

Damn

Thats his natural level and habitat All the best

Finally!!!

@smokie001 @dejirus I keep friends close and enemies closer

@akgage @dejirus My brother Gbade, you are invited to the party.

See Gbade, no try delete any tweet o

@Mastermind1808 @dejirus

@dejirus Hold am for neck o. Hold @akgage for neck well.

@smokie001 @toroskie @Yellow_Lakes @damben1 🥱

@toroskie @Yellow_Lakes @akgage @damben1 Maybe if they all capitalized on set pieces, woulda defo got the chance. It’s the little margins. But hey, “Boring Arsenal, Worst Champions, VARsenal, dark arts, no Coj*nes, Bottlers FC, Banter FC”.

There’s this guy that likes my cousin. Bro has been chasing her for over a year now, and I’m not even exaggerating when I say the guy is serious serious. He sends her lunch at work every day. He even paid her rent earlier this year. At some point, we all started begging her to just give him a chance because from everything we can see, the guy genuinely likes her. But my cousin refused. Her reason was that she’s a bit taller than him and, according to her, he doesn’t know how to dress well. Yesterday was her birthday, and she was lowkey expecting him to shut down Lagos for her. Omo, uncle posted engagement pictures on his status. He proposed to someone else 😭 Now my cousin has been crying since morning, saying she’s starting to develop feelings for him and that he should have tried harder. Women, our wahala is too much. 😂

One of the best revenge scenes ever

@Mastermind1808 Who is your favorite going into the tournament?

@akgage We're saying the same thing na. The team don cast. Normally Sandro and Danilo in 2026? Them go don retire. Rodrygo is injured. ACL.

Deserved

3 of these guys bossed midfields and WON CL’s - one of these dudes was covering for Phil Neville & Tony Hibbert. Can we get it right