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@akm

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Portland, OR Katılım Ocak 2008

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Sometimes I see people bickering on mailing lists and think "these people need to get a hobby." Then I realize they already have a hobby.

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Liminal Dreams@liminal__dreams·1d

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@AlHendiify The movie has some good scenes about this topic en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Onkalo_sp… en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Into_Eter…

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David AttenBruh@AlHendiify·2d

Now show us 10,000 years worth of safely stored waste and how you communicate to a society 500 years into the future that no longer speaks the same language that this is an incredibly dangerous material.

𝕊𝕠𝕔𝕚𝕒𝕝𝕚𝕤𝕥 𝕊𝕪𝕤𝕒𝕕𝕞𝕚𝕟 💾@reset_by_peer

FYI, this is what 20 years worth of safely stored nuclear waste looks like. You can fit it in a third of an average convenience store parking lot.

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For Sale: Gender Reveal Tire, Lightly Used@SparrowAdorer·3 Ara

"So what's your take" "This subway should be filled with sarin, a deadly nerve agent" "100% disagree"

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St. Rev. Dr. Rev ⏭️☯️🏴😻@St_Rev·1d

SHE WAS A KEGAN 3, YOU SICK FUCK

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@BuucketHe4d Old enough to remember Trans-World Airlines (TWA)

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Inspector 🅱️ücket@BuucketHe4d·1d

old enough to remember air travel sans tsa

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Hans Fiene 🦬@HansFiene·2d

So the trick is I really like my wife and kids

Murray Hill Guy@MurrayHillGuy1

How do people in the suburbs genuinely look forward to Friday night on the couch, Saturday morning at Costco, and call that a weekend? Like you really moved out of the city just to LARP as your parents at 34?

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@AlexCaswen @TW1NKD3STR0YER Genius

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Alex Caswen@AlexCaswen·1d

@TW1NKD3STR0YER You're saying that like you can't interrupt an app date to hit on someone just look for the most disappointed and boring looking person who you feel like you'd rather be on a date with, and maybe they'll agree

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jean@TW1NKD3STR0YER·2d

“just go to a bar and hit on people!!” well guess what im at a bar and i CANT. you know why?? bc EVERYONE here is on an APP DATE. im gonna kms

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(((Lysander))), 9 CHA Bard (French Tacos Enjoyer)@9chabard·1d

evil mark zuckerberg: move slow and fix things

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Adso Øvbelk@AdsoOfBelk·2d

Life as a mercenary is nice. Pay is good, ale is bounteous, and I can tell that this duke really cares about us and will be thoughtful in our placement on the battlefield

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@strangestloop Seeing the cherry blossoms at the waterfront

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Loopy@strangestloop·2d

tell me something you have going on this weekend that you're looking forward to. even if it's small. especially if it's small

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kipply@kipperrii·3d

its really hot in san francisco so ive started larping as european. im lüftening my home. laundry out the window. smoking tall cigs off the balcony. oh, one in ten thousand people in my country will die every summer due to lack of air conditioning? c'est la vie

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@confusionm8trix

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machine yearning engineer@confusionm8trix·2d

friday night again. does anybody want me or some of the monastic wisdom I have attained during my six months of celibacy

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Lebron James MD, MPH, JD@justsomeguyloI·2d

forbes 30 under 30 is just a list of people that need to be investigated for various reasons

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Matt Margolis@ItsMattsLaw·2d

Your honor I told Claude not to make any mistakes

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Timothy B. Lee@binarybits·2d

Most well-adjusted people do not write about their sex lives in public, so any time you read a tell-all book or article you are hearing stories about the sex lives of weirdos. You can't generalize from them.

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