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@akm

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Portland, OR Katılım Ocak 2008
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Sometimes I see people bickering on mailing lists and think "these people need to get a hobby." Then I realize they already have a hobby.
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Liminal Dreams
Liminal Dreams@liminal__dreams·
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Liminal Dreams@liminal__dreams·
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@BuucketHe4d Old enough to remember Trans-World Airlines (TWA)
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Alex Caswen
Alex Caswen@AlexCaswen·
@TW1NKD3STR0YER You're saying that like you can't interrupt an app date to hit on someone just look for the most disappointed and boring looking person who you feel like you'd rather be on a date with, and maybe they'll agree
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jean@TW1NKD3STR0YER·
“just go to a bar and hit on people!!” well guess what im at a bar and i CANT. you know why?? bc EVERYONE here is on an APP DATE. im gonna kms
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Adso Øvbelk@AdsoOfBelk·
Life as a mercenary is nice. Pay is good, ale is bounteous, and I can tell that this duke really cares about us and will be thoughtful in our placement on the battlefield
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Loopy
Loopy@strangestloop·
tell me something you have going on this weekend that you're looking forward to. even if it's small. especially if it's small
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kipply
kipply@kipperrii·
its really hot in san francisco so ive started larping as european. im lüftening my home. laundry out the window. smoking tall cigs off the balcony. oh, one in ten thousand people in my country will die every summer due to lack of air conditioning? c'est la vie
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machine yearning engineer
machine yearning engineer@confusionm8trix·
friday night again. does anybody want me or some of the monastic wisdom I have attained during my six months of celibacy
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Lebron James MD, MPH, JD
Lebron James MD, MPH, JD@justsomeguyloI·
forbes 30 under 30 is just a list of people that need to be investigated for various reasons
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Matt Margolis
Matt Margolis@ItsMattsLaw·
Your honor I told Claude not to make any mistakes
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Timothy B. Lee
Timothy B. Lee@binarybits·
Most well-adjusted people do not write about their sex lives in public, so any time you read a tell-all book or article you are hearing stories about the sex lives of weirdos. You can't generalize from them.
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pedram.md@pdrmnvd·
this was peak internet
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𝐬𝐨𝐯@sovietsoleri·
Damn Red Hot Chili Peppers suck expect for like 2 songs. Can’t imagine when their shit was playing on the radio 24/7
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