Anthony Shaw

@IntThings @WAKEUPPEOPL3 and that's the problem, it's never enough...

@Tarryn28 the top one says lobgat in leet (google leet)

@NisrinaSbiaa that should be a hoodie tbh

You know work is tough when your cell phone battery lasts a whole day without needing a charge and still having enough for the next day

Who else has a case of the Mondays?

@PlCTUREPORN who the hell had a camera when they were swimming away from the titanic sinking?

@femaIenotes which one is which?

#RuinAWeddingIn5Words you were my last choice

@Iifepoems that completely looks like "used" I can hardly see "need", bet you 99% of people saw "used"

"@asassymoon: Hilary Duff 😍 it's good to knw tht adlest one of my childhood idols is still sane pic.twitter.com/qRQQ2OTJ0g" check #thefappening

When you associate memories to songs >

Adversity - Beach Fossils

Need space for ios 7 #ScaryStoriesIn5Words

Finally my Nimbus 2000 arrived! #HarryPotter #sweet

@MrSholzOriginal you have to be pretty stupid to believe that.

@LargerThanWords Every "player" is probably reading this and learning how NOT to react around girls hahahaha. XD

When I arrive at a party with a McDonald's share box

@seanissteez whatever flicks your Dick

People who hashtag things that don't even appear in the photo. You aren't fooling any of us