alexa (:

A week off of work just is not long enough. #Imkiddingbutnotkidding

Having a playlist of sex songs.. @WeSpeakSlut

#AllGirlsWantIs a good party and a hot guy #partyslutproblems

(732): Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.

(614): I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table

(508): I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT

(416): He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.

oh wait, yes i am... #kiddingbutnotkidding “@partyslutprblem: I may be a party slut, but I'm not a dirty slut. #partyslutproblems”

So should we fuck now..or...? #partyslutproblems

the only concussion I'm okay with getting is one that is the result of hitting my head so hard against the bedframe #shamelessgirlproblems

the nights you go out and you're sick of dudes and like "fuck boys" and then that's what you end up doing #shamelessgirlproblems

why is it "fuck bitches, get money"? it should be "get money, once you have money you're more likely to fuck bitches" #shamelessgirlproblems

why send nude pics? that shit's all bad. i just say "uhhhhh just come over and see it in person?" #shamelessgirlproblems

There's always one side of the hair that curls better than the other. #Imkiddingbutnotkidding

Cool story hoe. Suck it one more time. #WeSpeakSlut

In honor of black friday, tonight my clothes will be 100% off. #WeSpeakSlut

I can’t tell if I want you to text me more, or stop texting me all together. #sluttygirlproblems