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AlanMet 🍿

@alan_met

Hates people. Loves animals 🔴

Liverpool, England Katılım Eylül 2010
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Been here for six hours now waiting for someone to take over
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Virgil last night playing in a back 5
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Britains Got Talent has got KSI pissing around with a watermelon, and here’s me thinking we’d got past being racist on tv 🍉
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Shout out to all the men out there who set their alarms for work every morning instead of telling people how fluffy a chip is
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When Big Fat Quiz Of The Year asks you to draw the Ibiza final boss
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Bold st December 2008
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Just got in the taxi an the fella goes "have you had a nice Xmas?" so I go yeah mate sound you? he turns around an goes, "Yeah not too bad I don't have a family so my next door neighbour does my dinner then I go back to work" Alright mate it's not X-factor
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Bet no one else’s had the bollocks to bin their bird on Christmas Eve Feliz Navidad 👌
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Just received my 17th Christmas card from the Alzheimers Society.
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Remember the games Liverpool and Leeds used to have in 99-01? Good times
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YOU SCUMBAG YOU MAGGOT…..
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