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To the lovely @Jenna_Marbles: a love letter thread 💜

Did you know that when you contact the @wpgpolice and you have questions about what you’re being told because it literally makes no sense, they just get to hang up on you? #WinnipegPolice #AbolishTheWPS #DefundThePolice

Did you know that if you contact the @wpgpolice stating you’re too scared to approach the drug dealer who stole your belongings, they’ll tell you to just keep buying drugs from them to appease them? Apparently drug dealers have more rights than those of us living within the law.

Did you know that according to the @wpgpolice, drug dealers have every right to steal $10,000 of your belongings and personal possessions because theft accusation is he said/she said?? Get out there and start robbing folks! Sell drugs, too! #winnipegpolicecauseharm

Hello all.

@TheNastyFiles Jamie I’m so sorry! Sending you so much love dude, all the dink love in the world! Your Dad is with you always 💜💜💜

But did you order them last Christmas though?? Because it’ll take that long for you to get them in time for this Christmas 🤣 And this is the season they get you, too! Took 7 months to get wonky, shedding lashes. #beware #scam #falselashesfalsecompany

@shopedenrose Just make sure you ordered them last Christmas to be sure to have them for this holiday season! 😃

For Christmas i Want a Stocking Full of Lashes 🥰😂

With the permission of my alumni the allowed me to share a pic of their final exam in body art with prosthetics and all they don't have Twitter but they allow me hope u guys like them Ps Im really proud of my babies So here it is Pluto and the seven deadly sins

IYKYK 😍

@grievervsk @officialdinkfam Aaaaaaaaaand GO!!

@alanabananatf @officialdinkfam Oh shit

if this tweet gets 1 like I will post a really stupid photo of myself

@CryLikeCermet Because some rare humans, though hard to find, actually get excited for the other humans they give a sh!t about when they do something hella rad like nursing!! 🙌🏼 I know it’s weird but it does happen! lol

Why is this guy that I am casually talking to more interested in me and my life than my ex ever was? Why is he so excited about me getting into nursing school? Why is he so invested in me? No guy I’ve ever dated has shown this much interest in me and I’m not even saying this guy

@cdkiser I’m so so sorry...some days I don’t know how much worse this can get. My Grandma is in the hospital right now with Covid and my aunt (her daughter) is + too and isn’t doing well the last few days...none of this is fair. I’m so sorry for your insurmountable losses. 💔💔💔

@petra0258 Marriage 🤷🏻‍♀️🤣

@alanabananatf i- 😳

Last time Mike looked at me like this he had just had a fart-turned-poop incident.

@Starrynyte12 I’m glad the conclusive shitstain he had to wash out of his own undies because HE does the laundry provided you some entertainment 🤣 haha 💜

@alanabananatf Lmfao. Ty I really needed that laugh rn

@softballjulen Dude I missed this, I’m sorry you were going through it, DM any time you need, day or night, I’ll come running! Hope you’re feeling better!! 💜

#Covid19MB #Manitoba #BrianPallisterCanSuckMyDick #RoussinSellsNarcs #burninhell

@officialdinkfam @BrianPallister Me, you, and hundreds of dead Manitobans @BrianPallister has already failed, and all their families who have to wait until next year for a funeral. All these deaths and broken hearts are on you, Brian. Sleep well.

@alanabananatf @BrianPallister @BrianPallister I'll haunt you too bitch don't test me

Hey folx 💜 Let’s talk about my Grandma and how @BrianPallister and the #ManitobaGovernment got her where she is today. 2 weeks ago my Grandma tested covid+. She lives in #SeineRiverRetirementHome in #Winnipeg. She had 2 days of viral cold symptoms, then felt better...(1)