Alan Bartholomew 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇪🇺

@Dunder28 @Ryanair Not even sure it’s Ryanair or a spambot

@alanbartholomew @Ryanair Quality AI response there from Ryanair 🙄 I'm sorry a woman in the row ahead was rude on your 4 hour flight from TNS-NCL. I'm glad the cabin crew couldn't be more welcoming to your and 4 and 1 year old. 🤣

Shout out to @Ryanair crew for some playful interactions with our 4 & 1 year olds on tricky 4hr flight from TNS - NCL today. Woman in row ahead was rude & condescending to us for the audacity of going on holiday with our children. Cabin crew couldn’t have been more welcoming.

@90sfootball Joelinton

Who's your favourite ever Brazilian footballer? 🇧🇷

Ffs america. You suck.

I don’t really do endorsements. I’m not shy about sharing my views, but I hate politics and don’t trust most politicians. I also understand that people want to hear from me because I am not just a celebrity, I am a former Republican Governor. My time as Governor taught me to love policy and ignore politics. I’m proud of the work I did to help clean up our air, create jobs, balance the budget, make the biggest infrastructure investment in state history, and take power from the politicians and give it back to the people when it comes to our redistricting process and our primaries in California. That’s policy. It requires working with the other side, not insulting them to win your next election, and I know it isn’t sexy to most people, but I love it when I can help make people’s lives better with policies, like I still do through my institute at USC, where we fight for clean air and stripping the power from the politicians who rig the system against the people. Let me be honest with you: I don’t like either party right now. My Republicans have forgotten the beauty of the free market, driven up deficits, and rejected election results. Democrats aren’t any better at dealing with deficits, and I worry about their local policies hurting our cities with increased crime. It is probably not a surprise that I hate politics more than ever, which, if you are a normal person who isn’t addicted to this crap, you probably understand. I want to tune out. But I can’t. Because rejecting the results of an election is as un-American as it gets. To someone like me who talks to people all over the world and still knows America is the shining city on a hill, calling America is a trash can for the world is so unpatriotic, it makes me furious. And I will always be an American before I am a Republican. That’s why, this week, I am voting for Kamala Harris and Tim Walz. I’m sharing it with all of you because I think there are a lot of you who feel like I do. You don’t recognize our country. And you are right to be furious. For decades, we’ve talked about the national debt. For decades, we’ve talked about comprehensive immigration reform that secures the border while fixing our broken immigration system. And Washington does nothing. The problems just keep rolling, and we all keep getting angrier, because the only people that benefit from problems aren’t you, the people. The only people that benefit from this crap are the politicians who prefer having talking points to win elections to the public service that will make Americans’ lives better. It is a just game to them. But it is life for my fellow Americans. We should be pissed! But a candidate who won’t respect your vote unless it is for him, a candidate who will send his followers to storm the Capitol while he watches with a Diet Coke, a candidate who has shown no ability to work to pass any policy besides a tax cut that helped his donors and other rich people like me but helped no one else else, a candidate who thinks Americans who disagree with him are the bigger enemies than China, Russia, or North Korea - that won’t solve our problems. It will just be four more years of bullshit with no results that makes us angrier and angrier, more divided, and more hateful. We need to close the door on this chapter of American history, and I know that former President Trump won’t do that. He will divide, he will insult, he will find new ways to be more un-American than he already has been, and we, the people, will get nothing but more anger. That’s enough reason for me to share my vote with all of you. I want to move forward as a country, and even though I have plenty of disagreements with their platform, I think the only way to do that is with Harris and Walz. Vote this week. Turn the page and put this junk behind us. And even if you disagree with me, vote, because that’s what we do as Americans. vote.org

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Never even liked tennis anyway.

When you need something but can’t find the exact one you want on amazon, so refresh your insta feed constantly until the AI algorithm talks to your cookies and delivers the perfect targeted ad. #marketing

Paid £x for fridge. Arrived dented. Samsung say out of stock, but can have a like for like one for £x+£100 😠

.@SamsungUK a multi billion£ company today pressuring my (9month pregnant and very stressed) partner to “Meet them half way” and pay more after they delivered a damaged fridge. @CTSI_UK #tradingstandards

Finally, there's a light at the end of this 14 year tunnel. #GeneralElection

being furious people call her something she was assigned at birth and no longer wants to publicly identify as. funny

American football/the #NFL is thriving, but what you might not know is its non-contact sister, Flag, is perhaps growing even faster... ✍️ @Sports_Byte Many thanks to Team GB player Jack Jarrett & the Newcastle Blackhawks for their help with this story! sportsbyte.sunderland.ac.uk/2024/04/19/fly…

Bill Belichick: Forever a Patriot.

Thank you, Coach Belichick.

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Couldn’t have done it without you John. I know what a tough week it was for you personally. I felt touched that you were able to make it and play so well. It was very fitting to end my Blackhawks career alongside one of those I started it with. 💜

FULL TIME: Norway 1-2 Scotland. Scenes at the end! Two late goals from Lyndon Dykes and Kenny McLean seal the three points in Oslo 🙌 #NORSCO

Well that could have been easier. But back in the Champions League. Bring on the European nights under the lights at St James. #NUFC